Look at that smile. When a smile like that occurs behind a telephoto lens it can only mean one thing. In Rear Window James Stewart spends quite a bit of time scanning his neighbors with the ole 400mm. And who does he soon see? Why, hot-bodied dancer Georgine Darcy across the courtyard doing kegels and glowing with sweat. Could you even make a movie character like Stewart’s pervy photog sympathetic today? We doubt it. Everyone knows he’d be posting his shots on bigtitneighbors.com. Don’t bother looking, by the way. We made that up.
Of course, if you watch the movie you realize there are nuances to Stewart’s behavior. Main nuance: he’s confined to a wheelchair and has nothing to do but stare out the window. Think of his situation this way. You know how you’re waiting for someone in a restaurant and you keep watching the door? And there’s a woman sitting between you and the door and you keep glancing at her too because you can’t help it? And she’s doing kegels and glowing with sweat? And you’re shooting her with a long lens? That’s totally okay, right? Um, it isn’t? God, but these are slippery times.