JOYLESS SEX

If you use your imagination you can picture people getting royally screwed.

There are a lot of late-stage sleaze novels from Midwood Books, which went out of business around 1980 (Wikipedia says 1968, but it’s wrong). We chose to read Will Rudd’s 1978 romp Joy Ride for one reason—the cover features Swedish model Anita Hemmings, aka Annika Salmonsson, who we have upcoming on a rare headshop poster from 1972. Sadly, the book is a poorly written, overly long, raunchy but heatless story about a chump named Pollack whose cross country trip takes many strange turns.

But there is one point of interest: the cast of characters includes a couple named Harry and Meg. Harry is fair-skinned, while Meg is a “little lighter than her hair,” which is “tan and long.” Weird, right? They don’t otherwise bear any resemblance to the royal couple, but still, you get unprompted visuals to accompany moments like: Meg, who’d opened her eyes and was beholding the world through semen-smeared glasses, felt Harry’s cock swell gallantly in her mouth. It was worth a chuckle, but don’t let it lure you. The book is really, really horrible. 

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