Doubling up on the tabloids, we have an issue of the low-rent Candid Press, published yesterday in 1968. The centerpiece story about “Marlene” tells how she got pregnant after a year of having sex with her brother. Incest was a popular subject in the tabs around this time, but we’ve learned that there’s an inverse relationship between the number of exclamation marks in a story and its level of truthfulness. This sentence alone tells us Marlene is pure fiction: “Incest has reached a point where a pregnant girl does not know who fathered her baby—her boyfriend or her dad!” That’s journalism, people.
1962—Canada Has Last Execution
The last executions in Canada occur when Arthur Lucas and Ronald Turpin, both of whom are Americans who had been extradited north after committing separate murders in Canada, are hanged at Don Jail in Toronto. When Turpin is told that he and Lucas will probably be the last people hanged in Canada, he replies, “Some consolation.â€