She’s really sweet, and really fun, and also—this is crucial—she does have a really decent body. And okay, yeah, there’s a certain attractive quality about her, more an aura than anything physical, but it’s just—and I’m speaking only for me—it’s impossible to get past the one eye thing. Does that make me a pig? Back on 61 Cygni C she actually modeled a bit, and she’s considered maybe even beautiful there, in some weird way, but should I really care what a fucking Cygnan thinks? Sorry—I mean, should I care what the gentlemen of 61CC think? Wouldn’t that technically make me even shallower than I am now? Not that I’m shallow at all, but you know what I mean. Listen though, and I’m reluctant to bring this up because it isn’t important really, but she’s also clumsy. Something to do with lack of depth perception. The other day she tried to kiss me and ended up sucking the webbing between my thumb and forefinger for like, a full minute. So messed up. Am I oculist? Is that what this all comes down to? Fucking great—I’m oculist. My parents were, so I guess it’s no big shock I absorbed their fucked-up attitudes. Jesus, I hate myself.
1957—Von Stroheim Dies
German film director and actor Erich von Stroheim, who as an actor was noted for his arrogant Teutonic character parts which led him to become a renowned cinematic villain with the nickname “The Man You Love to Hate”, dies in Maurepas, France at the age of 71.