Above is a February 1933 issue of the tabloid Broadway Tattler, and a glance at the sidesplitting front page cartoon proves conclusively that penis jokes are eternal. We’ve been holding back on the dick gags here at Pulp Intl., but you’ll be reading a lot more of them now, and we promise they’ll be equally as stunning as the Tattler’s. No, please don’t bother to wank us—*rimshot!* It’s been a shlong time—*rimshot! bicycle horn!*—coming.