Once again we can’t identify this week’s Goodtime Weekly Calendar girl, but at least we’ve seen her before. She appeared in the April 1962 issue of Topper, which, if you’ve never heard of it, is a vintage magazine devoted to big-breasted women. She was in a pictorial dancing topless for a group of beer-swilling guys—which is a scene that would be familiar to anyone who’s experienced spring break in Cancún. And a few pages later she’s Miss Homecoming, i.e. the centerfold. The photos were shot by that rascal Ron Vogel, who has more pages upcoming in the calendar. The quips are transcribed below, including one from Will Rogers, who was known for his homespun wisdom, but just spins his wheels here. More Goodtime Weekly next Saturday.
May 5: Be nice to pretty girls ’til you make your first million. After that they’ll be nice to you.
May 6: “Experience may be the best teacher but the one I had in grammar school was prettier.”—Don McNeill
May 7: A woman says the best interoffice communicatios device so far is the coffee break.
May 8: “Every time they (Congressmen) make a joke it’s a law. And every time they make a law it’s a joke.”—Will Rogers.
May 9: “He who is in charge of a crime is vice president.”—He-who Who-he
May 10: If a dame tells you she loves you more than anything else, take heed… she’s been experimenting.
May 11: KISS as posted in some brass’ office means “Keep It Simple, Stupid.”