A MATTER OF PERSPECTIVE

But if you buy my drinks, I might feel, out of a misplaced sense of obligation, that I should sleep with you.

Peter Cheyney, master of ironically offhand book titles, originally published It Couldn’t Matter Less in 1941, with this Collins hardback edition coming in 1963 wrapped by a dust jacket painted by John Pisani. It’s fifth in Cheyney’s Slim Callaghan series, and sees the London private eye asked by torch singer Doria Varette to find her missing artist boyfriend Lionel, who’s fallen in with a drug using crowd. Callaghan is the archetypal ladykiller, with the archetypal lovely secretary—Effie Thompson—pining for him as he impresses his way through archetypically hot clients, while in archetypal fashion drinking like a longshoreman, smoking like a smelter, and deploying a “Japanese wrist lock” or other such secret maneuver whenever the need arises. Do all the pro forma elements mean the book isn’t fun or interesting? No, it’s still a good read, and written well enough too, but we have a feeling it all presents a bit fresher a few entries earlier. Cheyney wrote some great books, so we may try one of the first Callaghan offerings down the line.

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The headlines that mattered yesteryear.

December 13

1944—Velez Commits Suicide

Mexican actress Lupe Velez, who was considered one of the great beauties of her day, commits suicide by taking an overdose of sleeping pills. In her note, Velez says she did it to avoid bringing shame on her unborn child by giving birth to him out of wedlock, but many Hollywood historians believe bipolar disorder was the actual cause. The event inspired a 1965 Andy Warhol film entitled Lupe.

December 13

1958—Gordo the Monkey Lost After Space Flight

After a fifteen minute flight into space on a Jupiter AM-13 rocket, a monkey named Gordo splashes down in the South Pacific but is lost after his capsule sinks. The incident sparks angry protests from the American Society for Prevention of Cruelty to Animals, but NASA says animals are needed for such tests.

December 12

1968—Tallulah Bankhead Dies

American actress, talk show host, and party girl Tallulah Bankhead, who was fond of turning cartwheels in a dress without underwear and once made an entrance to a party without a stitch of clothing on, dies in St. Luke’s Hospital in New York City of double pneumonia complicated by emphysema.

December 11

1962—Canada Has Last Execution

The last executions in Canada occur when Arthur Lucas and Ronald Turpin, both of whom are Americans who had been extradited north after committing separate murders in Canada, are hanged at Don Jail in Toronto. When Turpin is told that he and Lucas will probably be the last people hanged in Canada, he replies, â€œSome consolation.â€

December 11

1964—Guevara Speaks at U.N.

Ernesto “Che” Guevara, representing the nation of Cuba, speaks at the 19th General Assembly of the United Nations in New York City. His speech calls for wholesale changes in policies between rich nations and poor ones, as well as five demands of the United States, none of which are met.

December 11

2008—Legendary Pin-Up Bettie Page Dies

After suffering a heart attack several days before, erotic model Bettie Page, who in the 1950s became known as the Queen of Pin-ups, dies when she is removed from life support machinery. Thanks to the unique style she displayed in thousands of photos and film loops, Page is considered one of the most influential beauties who ever lived.

December 10

1935—Downtown Athletic Club Awards First Trophy

The Downtown Athletic Club in New York City awards its first trophy for athletic achievement to University of Chicago halfback Jay Berwanger. The prize is later renamed the Heisman Trophy, and becomes the most prestigious award in college athletics.