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Momia! Momia! Look what I found!

We’ve been on a run of movies lately, you may have noticed, and we’re going to keep running today. This promo was made for a Mexican gem titled La momia azteca, which in the U.S. was called The Aztec Mummy. The piece has less of the art deco feel that we’ve noted was prevalent among Mexican poster artists during the ’50s and ’60s, but to our inexpert eyes it’s still there a little. We could be wrong, but in any case check out what mean by clicking here then following the subsequent links. You’ll end up seeing six beautiful, frameable works of art. It’s worth the side trip, trust us. Mummy will wait.

Okay, you’re back. In this fascinating film a criminal known as El Murcielago, or the Bat, conducts illegal research in body part transplantation. Let’s set him aside for a few seconds. Elsewhere, another doctor, played by Ramón Gay, is performing research into past life regression, but rank and file scientists doubt his conclusions, and he can’t prove them unless he has a willing subject to undergo hypnosis. As luck would have it, his girlfriend Rosita Arenas wants to lend a psyche. Seriously, a girlfriend who puts her mind completely in her man’s hands? Marry her.

Arenas is hypnotized and projects back to the ancient Aztec city of Tenochtitlan and a past life as a twenty year old woman named Xochitl who, unfortunately, is due to be sacrificed to the god Tezkatlipoka. As a chosen one, she’s a virgin. There’s a party interested in changing that, but when the two are caught nuzzling they’re punished by being buried alive and cursed to forever guard two artifacts: a golden breastplate and an arm band. Gay, getting this story direct from Xochitl via his girlfriend, decides that locating the breastplate will prove his past life regression hypothesis even to his skeptical colleagues.

He right, of course. But all this time, Gay doesn’t know his experiements are being spied upon by a shadowy masked figure. Yeah, it’s that bat dude. Let that be a lesson to all you scientists out there to lock the back door of your creepy basement laboratory. El Murcielago decides to beat Gay to the artifacts, but neither know that stealing these may bring back to life Popoca—the Aztec mummy!

We called this a gem earlier, but we were just being cute. It’s not good. But to be fair, it’s no worse than most Hollywood mid-1950s sci-fi movies. For example, have you ever seen The Astounding She-Monster? Ouch! This particular flick at least has in its favor a specific quality that makes it tolerable: it’s exotic. The exteriors lensed in the majestic ruins of Tenayuca probably achieve that all by themselves. Are you in the market for bad but exotic sci-fi? This could be just the ticket. Watch it with tequila shots. La momia azteca premiered in Mexico today in 1957.

When I ordered this mad scientist hypnowheel I had doubts it would work, but color me surprised. Five star rating.
 
Tenochtitlan—timeshares, townhouses, and condos now available.
 
Is it pervy to kiss on her when she’s unconscious? Naaah—I guess it’s fine as long as I stay above the neck. But will I? No.
 
Xochi, baby, there’s only one way I can think of for you to avoid becoming a virgin sacrifice. I’ve rented us a motel room and bought a bottle of white wine.
 
Now we serenade the sacrifice with a song. Okay, band: one, two, a-one two three and…
 
Don’t fear the reaper. Baby, take my hand. Don’t fear the reaper. We’ll be able to fly…
 
Holy shit, her voice sounds like a monkey being boiled alive. Please sacrifice me now.
 
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1980—John Lennon Killed

Ex-Beatle John Lennon is shot four times in the back and killed by Mark David Chapman in front of The Dakota apartment building in New York City. Chapman had been stalking Lennon since October, and earlier that evening Lennon had autographed a copy of his album Double Fantasy for him.

1941—Japanese Attack Pearl Harbor

The Imperial Japanese Navy sends aircraft to attack the U.S. Pacific Fleet and its defending air forces at Pearl Harbor, Hawaii. While the U.S. lost battleships and other vessels, its aircraft carriers were not at Pearl Harbor and survived intact, robbing the Japanese of the total destruction of the Pacific Fleet they had hoped to achieve.

1989—Anti-Feminist Gunman Kills 14

In Montreal, Canada, at the École Polytechnique, a gunman shoots twenty-eight young women with a semi-automatic rifle, killing fourteen. The gunman claimed to be fighting feminism, which he believed had ruined his life. After the killings he turns the gun on himself and commits suicide.

1933—Prohibition Ends in United States

Utah becomes the 36th U.S. state to ratify the 21st Amendment to the United States Constitution, thus establishing the required 75% of states needed to overturn the 18th Amendment which had made the sale of alcohol illegal. But the criminal gangs that had gained power during Prohibition are now firmly established, and maintain an influence that continues unabated for decades.

1945—Flight 19 Vanishes without a Trace

During an overwater navigation training flight from Fort Lauderdale, five U.S. Navy TBM Avenger torpedo-bombers lose radio contact with their base and vanish. The disappearance takes place in what is popularly known as the Bermuda Triangle.

Cover art by the great Sandro Symeoni for Peter Cheyney's mystery He Walked in her Sleep, from Ace Books in 1949.
The mysterious artist who signed his or her work as F. Harf produced this beautiful cover in 1956 for the French publisher S.E.P.I.A.
Aslan art was borrowed for many covers by Dutch publisher Uitgeverij A.B.C. for its Collection Vamp. The piece used on Mike Splane's Nachtkatje is a good example.

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