DYING WISH

First item on the bucket list—don't kick the bucket.

British publishers William Collins Sons & Co. routinely produced great cover art, which was usually attributed, but not this time. This front for John Davies’ exotic adventure See Naples and Die, which came in 1961, has the familiar look of a couple of suspects, but we won’t guess who painted it.

It made us decide to read the book—that and the great title, which is so good, in fact, that numerous authors have used it. There’s a reason. The phrase, which in Italian is “Vedi Napoli e poi muori,” was once a common expression. It’s said to be rooted in a Neapolitan fairy tale about a witch named Raziella, but was made famous beyond Italy when Johann Wolfgang von Goethe used it to express his feelings about Naples, basically popularizing an eighteenth century equivalent of the modern phrase, “I can die now.”

In See Naples and Die a Scottish launch captain and smuggler named Bruce Blair ferries Swedish beauty Meya Nordstrom from La Goleta, Tunisia to Naples, along with a full complement of cargo and passengers. He finds it odd that she’s taking his uncomfortable vessel rather than a plane or cruise liner, but smugglers don’t ask questions. He and Meya make a connection—tenuous, but enough for her to invite Blair to drop by her villa sometime. He does that the next week and finds—to his shock and horror—that Meya is the mistress of the kingpin of Naples, a slick U.S. born gangster named Leonardo Volpi. She’d taken Blair’s boat to bait him to the villa. In short order Volpi strongarms Blair into a salvage operation that could have deadly consequences.

In the balance between sheer writing skill and creative vision, some writers are gifted with both, but Davies, though a perfectly adequate technician, is mostly in the latter category. His Tunisia/Italy setting, with its grimy dockside environs juxtaposed against the hillside villas of the wealthy and the angelically beautiful Meya, augment a tale that’s been churned out by hundreds of authors. His Naples and Tunis details are vivid, the dark and desperate mood he constructs is compelling, and his story has enough action to propel readers forward. And it didn’t escape us that referring to Meya several times as a witch was a subtle hint that Davies had in mind the fairytale witch Raziella.

As a side note, Davies (who by the way isn’t the famous Welsh historian) uses this construction a lot: “He’d got to.” That’s as in, “He’d got to do something about it,” instead of, “he had to do something about it.” We’d never seen it before, and we thought it was strange. You learn something every time you read a book. Well, we’d got to read another book from Davies. Did we use that correctly? Probably not. Doesn’t matter, because we aren’t planning to ever use it again anyway. We’re not British, so we’d sound like posers. Read Naples and enjoy.

Seberg indulges in a bit of overkill.

The shot you see here shows U.S. actress Jean Seberg and was made as a promo for her appropriately named 1971 French thriller Kill!, which was retitled for its U.S. run as Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! We’re not joking. There’s a commentary there, but we’re sure you can figure it out without our help. We gather the film is set in Spain, Tunisia, and Afghanistan, and deals with vigilante killings of drug and porn traffickers, which are investigated by an Interpol agent. Well, we love the idea. We’ll see if we can track it down.

Whatever the background color she was always red hot.

Above are three images of Tunisian born Italian actress Claudia Cardinale made by Italian photographer Angelo Frontoni. It’s difficult to imagine European cinema without Frontoni. He photographed everyone, and he blurred the line between mainstream photography and erotica by collaborating with magazines like Excelsior and Playmen. Cardinale is pretty racy here by her standards. She worked with Frontoni many times over the course of her career, which began during the late 1950s and continues today, encompassing such films as The Pink PantherBlindfoldLes pétroleusesFitzcarraldoOnce Upon a Time in the West, et al. These shots don’t have a copyright date that we could find, but based on appearance we’d say they’re from the late 1970s.

I don't mean to smile, but it's just really fun being so much hotter than everyone else.

They say it takes a confident woman to wear a red dress. Tunisian born Italian actress Claudia Cardinale, with her giant smile, may even be overconfident. This shot is from the Japanese cinema and pop culture magazine Roadshow. We don’t have a date on it, but figure around 1968, when Cardinale was at the height of her fame.

The first step in any investigation is to get your translations right.

Dagli archivi della polizia criminale, which premiered in Italy today in 1973, falls into the category of Italian cinema known as poliziottesco. Apparently, this never had a U.S. release, since it lacks an English title, but the Italian title translates as “from the criminal police archives.” Sounds pretty straightforward. We gave it a watch and it’s an incredibly cheesy thriller about the chase for microfilm containing information that could smash a Tunisian drug ring. The cops had it at one point, but the chief inspector stored it in the largest but least safe safe in town and it was immediately stolen by an opportunistic officer with predatory capitalist tendencies. Now the police are looking for him, the crooks are looking for him, and both the cops and robbers are taking bullets and beatings all over the place.

The movie stars Edmund Purdom, a prolific but somewhat unknown actor, and has a supporting cast featuring Cleofe Del Cile, Sergio Ciani, Miriam Alex as an investigative journalist, bodybuilder Gordon Mitchell, and bodybuilt Zula, who does a nude dance number in what’s supposed to be a Tunisian nightclub.

While Zula is a highlight, this production resides squarely in the atrocious category, and that’s even without the disastrous English subtitles that were on the version we saw. A digression: back when we lived in Guatemala, Patrick Swayze’s Road House would come on television occasionally. No idea why. The movie had been in cinemas more than a decade earlier. We guess Guatemaltecos loved Swayze’s balletic moves and winning smile. Anyway, at one point Sam Elliot describes how dumb the clientele at his bar is, and tells Swayze, “This place has a sign hangin’ over the urinal that says, ‘Don’t eat the big white mint.’” But whoever did the subtitles didn’t hear “mint.” The translation they decided on was, “No te comas los grandes hombres blancos”—“Don’t eat the big white men.”

See what a difference that makes? And the movie was broadcast that way over and over, no correction ever made. The point is subtitles really matter. Dagli archivi della polizia criminale had really bad ones. A sampling below:

There’s a gym for boxing in the nearby. In order to not get caught our men will wear some sweaters.

Look at him carefully, you have to do an oddjob on the side.

This time it’s all my credit. Let me be thanked for compliments.

Don’t be scared. I’m the best Teddy Webb’s friend.

Miriam Alex: What sort of journalist would I be if I didn’t pry into others’ business? Ed Purdom: There’s nothing to discover inside my business.

We did nothing but breaking his bones. If you resist the worse will happen.

What are we waiting to gun for him?

Maybe they even take offence it.

The seeing this was been the worse ever.*

*Actually, we made that one up. Don’t watch this movie. It’s really bad.

Enquiring minds are pretty twisted.


National Enquirer conjures up another sensational celebrity quote on the cover of this issue published today in 1960 featuring Tunisian born Italian actress Sandra Milo. Enquirer‘s modus operandi for years was to publish statements of this sort. Did Milo really say men—and by extension her paramour Roberto Rossellini—should belt women? We seriously doubt it, but you know what’s still frightening? The quote probably represents Enquirer editors playing to a customer base we can picture nodding their heads and saying, “Fuckin’-a right.” The real value in these items, and the reason we share them, is because of the rare photos, which generally have never been seen online. This is another example. And you can see many more at our tabloid index here

Anna Karina gives an ancient place a touch of contemporary beauty.

Anna Karina, née Hanne Karin Bayer, is a famed model, novelist, singer, and award-winning actress, who was a muse of French director Jean-Luc Godard, and star of such films as Alphaville, A Woman Is a Woman, and Chinese Roulette. She has also directed two movies, with the latest appearing in 2008. All very amazing, considering she was homeless and unable to speak French when she was discovered by an advertising exec in a Paris café at age seventeen. The above photo was made in Tunisia (standing in for Egypt) for her 1969 film Justine.

Losing herself to find herself.

Above, a National Star Chronicle published March 16, 1964, with cover star Claudia Cardinale. Born in Tunisia, Cardinale’s career was launched in 1957 when at age eighteen she won the title Most Beautiful Girl in Tunisia. The prize was a trip to Venice. She didn’t speak one word of Italian and knew little about Italy, but she was spotted by some film producers and the rest, as they say, is history.

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1954—Joseph McCarthy Disciplined by Senate

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1955—Rosa Parks Sparks Bus Boycott

In the U.S., in Montgomery, Alabama, seamstress Rosa Parks refuses to give her bus seat to a white man and is arrested for violating the city’s racial segregation laws, an incident which leads to the Montgomery Bus Boycott. The boycott resulted in a crippling financial deficit for the Montgomery public transit system, because the city’s African-American population were the bulk of the system’s ridership.

1936—Crystal Palace Gutted by Fire

In London, the landmark structure Crystal Palace, a 900,000 square foot glass and steel exhibition hall erected in 1851, is destroyed by fire. The Palace had been moved once and fallen into disrepair, and at the time of the fire was not in use. Two water towers survived the blaze, but these were later demolished, leaving no remnants of the original structure.

1963—Warren Commission Formed

U.S. President Lyndon B. Johnson establishes the Warren Commission to investigate the assassination of President John F. Kennedy. However the long report that is finally issued does little to settle questions about the assassination, and today surveys show that only a small minority of Americans agree with the Commission’s conclusions.

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