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Absolutely zero Fuchs given about realism in crazed carny sleaze novel.

Here we go again with the carnival novels. We’re compelled to read them, even when they look terrible before we open the covers. In 1970’s Circus of Sex by Renaud Fuchs a nowheresville lad named Sam Sloan decides to join a traveling spectacular called Fuchsia Bath’s Astounding Circus (Fuchsia is male, amazingly). But the book isn’t about circus life at all, so much as the alleged sex practices of carny folk. In Fuchs’ fevered telling, they’re pansexual, which means Sam better get used to liking it all ways all the time—even, as things develop, against his will. We often criticize sleaze novels for being too chaste. Then there’s this kind. You’ll keep looking over your shoulder to make sure no one catches you reading it. What with the rape, bestiality, and general depravity, your reputation would be completely ruined. You can give Fuchs a pass. But we do like the cover. It’s credited to someone named M. Coxe.

No, darling, I'm not screwing my secretary. I have a new boss, and she's screwing me.


Bee Line Books was one of the imprints that transitioned from painted covers (examples here and here) into photo fronts, as you see with Roy Battle’s 1974 novel Something for the Boss. We wanted something to read on a train ride and this fit the bill. The story deals with a suburban wife and her banker husband, and how his ambition to ascend the corporate ladder leads him to press her to have sex with the branch president. She does, and this leads to a full fledged swapping lifestyle, not only with the president and his wife, but with their two depraved collegiate children. Yeah, it’s pretty kinky, but that’s no surprise for a sleaze novel published during the ’70s. By then there were no limits. Despite the raunch, Something for the Boss isn’t anything you can bank on for entertainment. Next. 

Since you're supposed to be so good at reading signs, what am I asking for right now?


Val Seran’s 1967 novel Grand Slam Girl took us by surprise by being a sleaze novel. The rear cover text suggested a crime thriller set in the world of baseball, and it’s that, but it’s also an erotic novel littered with a dozen or so semi-explicit lovemaking scenes. Such scenes are fun when they’re well written. Here they aren’t, and an additional problem is that there are almost as many rapes as sex scenes, as a quartet of organized crime thugs use sexual assault as their go-to weapon. The thriller aspect of the story deals with a minor league pitcher named Jack Sweet who gets involved with the fiancée of his murdered brother. Did she kill him? We didn’t care, and we weren’t intrigued by the book’s heroin smuggling subplot either. Somehow Seran, aka Curt Allen, managed to publish at least ten books. Based on this effort we find that surprising.
 
Edit: We’ve just learned that the cover, uncredited by Bee-Line Books, is repurposed Paul Rader art from the 1962 Midwood Books sleazer The Sex Game, written by Mike Skinner.
Sleaze novel suggests it's more fun for doctors to trick than to treat.

The only reason we took any notice of the 1975 sleaze novel Doctor’s Dirty Tricks by Rand McTiernan is because Swedish actress Christina Lindberg is the cover star. That fact led to the thought process, “Well, we might as well read the thing and see what it’s about.” It turns out it’s about exactly what you’d think, except there are not one but two doctors—a dentist and a psychologist. They’re pals, and both molest their patients. The dentist does it while they’re gassed, and the shrink does it while they’re hypnotized. The shrink considers himself a better breed, because, “You can’t make someone do something under hypnosis they don’t want to do.” The cover tagline describes this as being seduced, but the concept of seduction has nothing to do with this book at any point. Sleaze novels are usually pretty fun, with women often the main plot drivers, but then there’s this kind too. Doctor’s Dirty Tricks is a regressive male fantasy centered around helpless and insensate women. We’ll take ours helpful and responsive. No thank you, Mr. McTiernan.

The classification system isn't the only thing that's dewey around this library.


This is a cover we’ve seen around the internet more than once, but we don’t mind that it’s been used a bit. Nympho Librarian was written by Jake Moskovich under the pseudonym Les Tucker, and the copyright is 1970. The art was painted by Paul Rader, and we rate it a top effort from him, possibly even iconic, considering these days you can buy this cover as a refrigerator magnet. Quick question: do you go to the library? Well, you should, because with usage declining, doing the above without getting caught is probably easier today than ever. Give it a try. Nymphos are in the stacks right between nutrition and oceanography. 

Mwah. Zat is ze height of eroticism in our country. Ze back kiss. Does it turn you on? Are you ready for ze sex now?

Searching for information on vintage books and authors sometimes brings unusual results online. In the case of Paris Sex Circus, plugging in the author’s name Leaver French gave us seemingly every article published about Donald Trump abandoning the Paris climate accords. An unexpected outcome, to say the least. So we can’t tell you anything about Leaver French, except that we’re reasonably certain the name is a pseudonym. But as for the book, as the great French lovers say: the back tells you everything. Lovely Dawn’s sexcapades begin on a transatlantic cruise, and continue once she hits French soil, but she’s no naive ingénue, as evidenced by the line: “Even the orgies she had been to in the States were only child’s play compared to the French way!” This is 1970 from Bee-Line Books, number 457 in their catalog. Yes, they churned out hundreds of these. And as far we can tell, all of their cover illustrations were uncredited, including this one.

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1971—London Bridge Goes Up

After being sold, dismantled and moved to the United States, London Bridge reopens in the resort town of Lake Havasu City, Arizona.

1975—Burton and Taylor Marry Again

British actor Richard Burton and American screen star Elizabeth Taylor secretly remarry sixteen months after their divorce, then jet away to a second honeymoon in Chobe Game Park in Botswana.

1967—Ché Executed in Bolivia

A day after being captured, Marxist revolutionary Ernesto “Che” Guevara is executed in Bolivia. In an attempt to make it appear as though he had been killed resisting Bolivian troops, the executioner shoots Guevara with a machine gun, wounding him nine times in the legs, arm, shoulder, throat, and chest.

1918—Sgt. York Becomes a Hero

During World War I, in the Argonne Forest in France, America Corporal Alvin C. York leads an attack on a German machine gun nest that kills 25 and captures 132. He is a corporal during the event, but is promoted to sergeant as a result. He also earns Medal of Honor from the U.S., the Croix de Guerre from the French Republic, and the Croce di Guerra from Italy and Montenegro. Stateside, he is celebrated as a hero, and Hollywood even makes a movie entitled Sergeant York, starring Gary Cooper.

1956—Larsen Pitches Perfect Game

The New York Yankees’ Don Larsen pitches a perfect game in the World Series against hated rivals the Brooklyn Dodgers. It is the only perfect game in World Series history, as well as the only no-hitter.

1959—Dark Side of Moon Revealed

The Soviet space probe Luna 3 transmits the first photographs of the far side of the moon. The photos generate great interest, and scientists are surprised to see mountainous terrain, very different from the near side, and only two seas, which the Soviets name Mare Moscovrae (Sea of Moscow) and Mare Desiderii (Sea of Desire).

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