Vintage Pulp

August 23 2024

LUKEWARM COCOA

Whatever Lola wants Lola gets—except a decent script and a sufficient budget.

A low rent poster usually indicates a low rent movie. The poster you see here for Lola Falana’s crime drama Lady Cocoa, which premiered today in 1975, is obviously underwhelming. Sometimes, though, digging into the dusty archive of cheap cinema yields forgotten gems. But not in this instance. You know you’re in trouble with Lady Cocoa right from the opening theme, which is a sort of mash-up between a disco song and, “Pop Goes the Weasel.” Literally, that’s the chorus. We’ve come across some terrible theme songs (who can forget the indelible strains of “Flare-Up”?—but this one might take the booby prize.

Falana plays a Reno gangster’s girlfriend who’s spent eighteen months in prison for reasons that are obscure, possibly because she’s insanely annoying. She’s released into protective custody when she finally decides to testify against her man. She doesn’t seem to understand the gravity of her decision, but there’s a reason for that—she has no intention of testifying. She just wants out of the joint for a while. She has total confidence her boyfriend will intuit this, but she’s wrong—kingpins don’t become kingpins through trust. He sends assassins to perforate her, and the movie becomes a standard witness protection actioner. While this basic plot has been done many times, it has rarely been done with dialogue so poor.

Gene Washington: “I remember when I got it in Nam.”

Falana: “Nam?”

Gene Washington: “Yeah. Vietnam.”

Let’s fix that exchange of dialogue for them:

Gene Washington: “I remember when I got it in Nam.”

Falana: “It?”

Gene Washington: “Yeah. Syphilitic meningitis.”

See? Much better. Poor Lola never had a chance in this one. But there are a few items of note. Falana, who’s really cute even playing a grating harpy, spends a lot of the movie in a towel and flashes a backside that’ll leave a permanent impression. Late in the program she and co-star Gene Washington share a real-deal hot tango of a tongue kiss, which is something you rarely see actors do. And one of the assassins is played by Joe Greene, as in Mean Joe Greene, as in the Pittsburgh Steelers. If he’d sacked the producers before they had a chance to make the movie, Hollywood would have given him an honorary Oscar. No such luck.

Despite your ample sexual charms I’m irrationally annoyed I have to bodyguard you.

Still hate me?

Abso-goddamned-lutely.

You sure?

I can’t even budge I’m so filled with loathing.

What if I let you slowly rub this lotion all over me, we enjoy some leisurely oral sex, then fuck like beasts?

Then again, I’m only human.

Nevada, Lake Tahoe, Lady Cocoa, Lola Falana, Gene Washington, Millie Perkins. Joe Greene, Mean Joe Greene, James A. Watson Jr., poster art, cinema, blaxploitation, movie review

Femmes Fatales

August 19 2024

JUST TO BE GRIER

I hear they made a black panther movie. And it's not about me. How weird.

Above: a 1974 photo of Pam Grier from Players magazine, wearing a leather outfit from her movie Foxy Brown. Not much to be said here except that she looks her absolute best.

Foxy Brown, Players Magazine, Pam Grier, blaxploitation

Intl. Notebook

April 5 2024

OUTFOXED

She's a rare example of prey that's more dangerous than her predators.

Above is a fun pressbook cover for the legendary Pam Grier’s classic action movie Foxy Brown, a tangled tale of drug dealers, crooked cops, loan sharks, and narcs, which premiered in the U.S. today in 1974. When pressed against the wall Grier gets just as vicious as her screen foes. She even sets one guy on fire and runs another over—with a plane. There are no holds barred in blaxploitation cinema.

Below we also have various lobby cards from the film. These are interesting because they’re made from production photos that you don’t typically see online. It’s too bad Grier’s blaxploitation/action phase was short, because she was good in the films, even when the films weren’t good enough for her. But every artist seeks to hone their craft, so we imagine she got tired of such roles. That’s okay—her output, though limited, is always fun to re-watch.

As a side note, the hazards of blogging during the unethical digital age are amply illustrated here. Users on both Alamy and Getty attempt to assert copyright on these items, but movie promos are made for non-copyright holders to publicize the works depicted, and despite claims to the contrary individuals can’t hold copyright on them. There are probably hundreds or thousands of these reproductions out there, all individually possessed, so a specific person claiming copyright is nonsensical on the face of it. Only the issuing studio holds copyright.

Even so, we occasionally get threatening e-mails from digital photo resellers. They’re AI generated and automatically sent, which means they’ll only increase in number as time goes by. We have a form e-mail we send back demanding proof of copyright. We never get a reply to it. Shockingly. We’ll say this though—one day corporate greed will kill the blogging culture the same way it’s killed most everything else. But that day isn’t today. Read what we thought about Foxy Brown here.

Foxy Brown, American International Pictures, Pam Grier, poster art, cinema, blaxploitation

Vintage Pulp

January 24 2024

QUEEN OF THAILAND

Grier is ready for a battle royal.

Above you see a rare Thai poster for Pam Grier’s 1975 detective thriller Sheba, Baby. The text refers to Grier as the “queen of hearts,” and the “queen of private eyes,” which we think is rather nice. But why stop there? Since the distributors at Go Brother Film were so eager to crown her, let’s cover all bases and go with the Queen of Thailand—with respect to Suthida Bajrasudhabimalalakshana. The poster has a date of some sort, but we can’t interpret it. Since the movie didn’t make it to Europe until late 1976 at the earliest, we’re inclined to think the date refers to a Thai premiere in ’77 or ’78. There’s also a signature that we can’t read. It’s a shame not to be able to give the artist credit, but that’s the way it goes sometimes. Read more about Sheba, Baby here, and see a cool Egyptian promo poster for it here.

Thailand, Sheba Baby, Pam Grier, poster art, cinema, blaxploitation

Femmes Fatales

January 22 2024

CLARK CAN’T

I give up. Short of developing superpowers I'll never get this hair under control.

This unusual image of U.S. actress Marlene Clark was made for her 1974 movie The Beast Must Die, which is not to be confused with the 1952 Argentinian thriller released in the U.S. under the same name. The ’74 movie isn’t a remake. It’s a blaxploitation horror flick. We won’t say much about it since we’re planning to discuss it in detail. We’ll just note that even seeming like she just rolled out of her lair—uh, we mean bed—Clark looks great.

The Beast Must Die, Marlene Clark, blaxploitation, horror

Vintage Pulp

January 16 2024

THE BIGGEST AND THE BADDEST

Jim Brown commits multiple instances of polizia brutality.

We never like to go very long without highlighting the blaxploitation cycle in cinema, so above you see a nice poster for the 1973 Jim Brown actioner Slaughter’s Big Rip-Off, which was retitled Un duro al servizio della polizia for its Italian release. That translates as, “a tough guy in the police service,” which is fitting for Brown, one of the toughest guys around. It should be noted though, that he doesn’t play a cop in the film, but a vigilante who partners with the cops. There’s no Italian premiere date, but Rip-Off screened in most of Europe in 1974, so it’s safe to say the same is true for Italy. We’ve seen it, but we’ll return to the subject later after we have another look. In the meantime you can enjoy two Italian posters for 1972’s Slaughter here.

Italy, Un duro al servizio della polizia, Slaughter's Big Rip-Off, Jim Brown, poster art, cinema, blaxploitation

Hollywoodland

October 24 2023

SEE YA ROUND

So long, suckers! There'll never be a star like me again.

Richard Roundtree, during his long show business career, appeared in scores of movies and television shows, but his first film role was in Shaft and he’ll always be known for what can only be described as a cultural awakening, a watershed moment that moved black-centered cinema into the mainstream. It precipitated a flood of capital brought to bear on the genre by investors seeking easy returns, which undermined blaxploitation cinema much same way capital brings a flood of condos to a thriving ethnic neighborhood. Even so Shaft has stood the test of time, is one of the better action movies of the 1970s, generated the sequels Shaft’s Big Score and Shaft in Africa, as well as a series of novels, and has remained within the American consciousness thanks to its popular soundtrack, its many lyrical references in hip-hop, and its one-of-a-kind star. Roundtree died today at age eighty-one.

Shaft, Shaft's Big Score, Shaft in Africa, Richard Roundtree, cinema, blaxploitation, deaths

Femmes Fatales

July 26 2023

EVERYTHING ON HOLD

Let's have phone sex. First I'll send you a photo to inspire you. It should be in your mailbox in three or four days.

Above you see a rare image from Players magazine circa 1974 of cinema legend Pam Grier using a device known as a rotary telephone. It’s a great shot of both her and the museum piece. A couple of other frames from her hang-out session exist that were used in the offshoot publication Players Girls Pictorial in 1976.

Grier saw nudity as liberating and empowering. In a Rolling Stone interview she said, about the choice to appear unclothed in films, “I wanted to make people start seeing women of color, because we weren’t the epitome of sexual attraction for the male audience, in movies, magazines, anything. I said, How come we don’t see women of color in Hollywood and see them beautifully, like Fellini and Bertolucci and Bergman see women?”

With her boldness Grier helped change the paradigm of onscreen sexuality a bit, and today her images are among the most coveted out there, with magazines in which she appeared nude often auctioning for more than a hundred dollars. Tall, angular, and lovely, she went from actress to cultural icon and maintains that status today. You can see all kinds of Grier in the website. Just click her keywords below.

Players Magazine, Players Girls Pictorial, Pam Grier, blaxploitation, nudity

Vintage Pulp

June 23 2023

PARADIGM SHAFT

Shaft hit America and changed the game.

We’ve discussed quite a few blaxploitation movies, but have neglected the 1971 thriller Shaft. What can you say about the granddaddy of them all, the movie that helped change Hollywood thinking about what viewpoints would sell? Many of the black oriented movies that came afterward were cash grabs, and for that reason most of them weren’t good. No such problems exist with Shaft. It’s fast, furious, and fun. Our viewing was a reminder that in addition to being a detective movie and a movie that centers black experiences, it’s also a neo film noir in both execution and mood. Directed by acclaimed photographer and photo-journalist Gordon Parks, Shaft is gorgeous work, made mostly in actual locations around New York City, and sprinkled with symbology and visual metaphor right from the opening credits.

The character of Shaft is important in film history. Because the theme song is so widely heard most people know Shaft is a bad mother shut-your-mouth, but as the song also says, he’s complicated. He lives in Greenwich Village in a bachelor pad decorated with modern art and filled with books. He’s kind to children and helps people in need. He has feelings for his girlfriend but will not be tied down and is obliging toward other women who desire him. And he’s a friend to any people who treat him with respect. This extends to his local bartender, who’s gay and dispenses a familiar pat to Shaft’s ass that we can assume isn’t the first or last. A bad mother shut-your-mouth? For sure, but he’s so much more. And likewise, Shaft is more than a detective movie. It’s a cinematic achievement that entertains visually, intellectually, and viscerally. It’s a must watch. It was first seen by the public at a special premiere in Detroit, Michigan today in 1971.

New York City, Harlem, Shaft, Richard Roundtree, Moses Gunn, Christopher St. John, Gordon Parks, poster art, cinema, blaxploitation, movie review

Femmes Fatales

May 27 2023

BEYOND RECOGNITION

Ask not for whom the Bell is mistaken.

If you do an image search on the above photo, every website in which it exists (that would include Getty Images, Yahoo, CNN, et al) says it’s Paula Kelly, shot during the making of the 1972 blaxploitation movie Trouble Man. There’s just one problem—she isn’t Paula Kelly. She’s actually—and obviously, we think—Jean Bell, who appeared in such movies as TNT Jackson and Policewomen. Bell and Paula Kelly don’t look alike, but just the same they’re the victims of an IRE™ (internet replication error) that probably will never be corrected. We’re not perfect here, but we also don’t have a research department like CNN and Getty Images. Because of the misidentification we don’t have a copyright on this shot, but it’s probably from around 1974.

Trouble Man, TNT Jackson, Policewomen, Jeanne Bell, Jeanie Bell, Jean Bell, Paula Kelly, blaxploitation

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The headlines that mattered yesteryear.

September 12

1994—White House Hit by Airplane

Frank Eugene Corder tries to crash a stolen Cessna 150 into the White House, but strikes the lawn before skidding into the building. The incident causes minor damage to the White House, but the plane is totaled and Corder is killed.

September 11

1973—Allende Ousted in Chile

With the help of the CIA, General Augusto Pinochet topples democratically elected President Salvador Allende in Chile. Pinochet’s regime serves as a testing ground for Chicago School of Economics radical pro-business policies that later are applied to other countries, including the United States.

September 11

2001—New York and Washington D.C. Attacked

The attacks that would become known as 9-11 take place in the United States. Airplane hijackings lead to catastrophic crashes resulting in the collapse of the World Trade Center in New York City, the destruction of a portion of The Pentagon in Arlington, Virginia, and a passenger airliner crash in Shanksville, Pennsylvania. Approximately 36% of Americans doubt the official 9-11 story.

September 10

1935—Huey Long Assassinated

Governor of Louisiana Huey Long, one of the few truly leftist politicians in American history, is shot by Carl Austin Weiss in Baton Rouge. Long dies after two days in the hospital.

September 9

1956—Elvis Shakes Up Ed Sullivan

Elvis Presley appears on The Ed Sullivan Show for the first time, performing his hit song “Don’t Be Cruel.” Ironically, a car accident prevented Sullivan from being present that night, and the show was guest-hosted by British actor Charles Laughton.