Fred Fixler cover art comes at a heavy price on the auction sites. It’s very nice. That’s why we put together a collection of his work a while back, but we’re the silly types that don’t think any paperback is $295.00, which is a common price for Fixler. Hell, we don’t think any are worth $29.50, especially when they’re wrapped around bad fiction, which happens a lot. If you’re patient, affordable Fixler may appear. Peter Kanto’s 1966 sleaze novel Too Young To Wait, which we’ve had our eye on in appreciation for its phallic/sapphic-bottle/glass innuendo, was available electronically, so we grabbed it.
It’s about a group of college students on vacation at the beach over Labor Day, and how everything that can possibly go wrong does. There’s one girl who can’t achieve orgasms but will do anything (promiscuously) to succeed, another who’s terrified she may be a lesbian and crosses the line (orgasmically) but thinks she’d rather die than be gay, a guy who has the makings (definitively) of a rapist, and so forth. Kanto handles all of this as manipulatively as he can and delivers sex aplenty, but we weren’t happy with some of his more retrograde stylings. Life is short, so we won’t venture his way again. Well—maybe we’ll read Cocksure on Campus. That sounds fun.