It’s happened again. A celebrity has been robbed of private photographs. Christina Aguilera claims that images comprising part of a styling session were hacked from her computer and disseminated to the public without her consent. And of course, you know what we’re going to say next—if her computer had really been hacked, where are all the other tidbits that would have been contained within? For instance, where are the other dozens of photos that surely would have been shot during this alleged styling session? How about some images from the rear? Doesn’t she want to know what these costumes look like from the one angle she can’t see with her own eyes? And where are the many other potentially valuable bytes of info, like public appearance schedules, demos of songs yet to be released, text files of sappy lyrics, personal correspondence, and embarrassing contract riders? We’d especially like to see a list of whatever pharmacopeia she consumes on a daily basis that makes her think people will buy this obvious scam. Maybe all that stuff is hiding inside the Wikileaks “nuclear option” file. We’re calling this one what it is—fake. As always, though, we’re posting the images. What can we say? We’re suckers for sequins.
