Modern Pulp

October 1 2023

SYSTEM TERROR

Erin Moran and co-stars have some unhappy days in outer space.

Galaxy of Terror, which premiered in the U.S. today in 1981, was produced by New World Pictures and Roger Corman, and you know what that means—no budget. Corman must have really licked his chops when he heard this pitch. In his genius, he probably realized immediately that he could avoid millions of dollars in costs by making his sets extra cheap and simply bathing them in darkness in order to save on production design. He also went cheap on script, direction, sound, music, special effects, and costuming. The result was one of many terrible outer space movies to hit multiplexes in the wake of Star Wars and Alien. This one is distinct in being influenced by both of those classics while sharing none of their advantages.

The plot deals with an intrepid crew of nine who embark on a military style rescue mission, seeking a ship lost in a distant star system on a planet called Organthus. After various travails, they land on the accursed world, find the lost ship, and make the mistake of entering it. Giant leeches, deadly shuriken, and other horrors bloodily whittle the crew down to an unfortunate few, at which point comes the infamous moment—which may be the only reason Galaxy of Terror is remembered—when poor Taaffe O’Connell is raped and killed by a giant maggot. The mission only goes farther downhill from there as Corman digs deep into the New World prop department for a couple of mothballed monsters to terrorize the survivors.

The thing about science fiction movies back then is that it was impossible to have an inkling of what the end result might be. Basically, the producers said, “Trust us, it’ll look good.” The cast of Stars Wars took a leap of faith and were rewarded. The casts of imitator movies hoped to capture the same magic and failed over and over. Galaxy of Terror‘s budget of five million dollars probably sounded okay, considering Stars Wars cost eleven. The heady desire to roll the dice and hope for the best is probably what enticed co-star Erin Moran into taking a little moonlight ride from her hit television show Happy Days to appear in this turkey. Afterward, she may have considered a lobotomy to help her forget the entire ordeal.

There are, however, a few plusses to Galaxy of Terror. First, young production designer James Cameron probably learned that in sci-fi there’s a budgetary floor beneath which disaster is assured, and would later make three of the best and most successful science fiction movies of all time (no, we’re not counting Avatar). Second, co-star Zalman King probably realized sci-fi was for suckers, went softcore as a producer and director, and churned out such memorable (and now anachronistic) erotica as Red Shoe Diaries, Two Moon Junction, and Wild Orchid. And third, the poster art by Charo (not the singer) is nice. Also, the movie brought our special consulting critic Angela the Sunbear out of her cave. Watching Galaxy of Terror with her was really fun.

I think the crew should have stayed in hibernation.

New World Pictures, Galaxy of Terror, Happy Days, Edward Albert, Erin Moran, Robert Englund, Zalman King, Sid Haig, Grace Zabriskie, Taaffe O'Connell, Bernard Behrens, Ray Walston, Roger Corman, James Cameron, Charo, poster art, cinema movie review, sci-fi, horror

Vintage Pulp

September 28 2023

HONOR KILLING

Love her and leave her coming after you for revenge.

We didn’t know La ragazza con la pistola, aka The Girl with a Pistol, was a comedy. Based on this beautiful poster painted by Giorgio Olivetti we never considered the possibility that it was anything other than a crime thriller. But mere seconds into our screening we realized it was a sort of screwball adventure. Sometimes you get fooled. Basically, Monica Vitti plays a Sicilian woman who is devirginized and abandoned by Carlo Giuffrè, is therefore labeled “dishonored” by her family and everyone in her village, and thus feels compelled to chase Giuffrè all the way to Edinburgh to kill him. Giuffrè manages to evade her, forcing her to follow him to Sheffield, Bath, and beyond (as she’s tormented by a Sicilian chorus of wailing villagers during interstitial segments). So what you get here is a sort of wacky fish-out-of-water comedy.

The movie is also a satire of traditional Italian social values. Though Vitti’s character was a virgin, because she gave in to Giuffrè he automatically considers her a whore—that old paradox. Other explorations of outdated gender roles occur, including the idea of aggression versus resistance in romance. And it’s eyebrow raising how men in this era—or at least in this movie—don’t consider women to have possession of their own bodies. Vitti is pawed, harassed, and kidnapped—for comedic purposes, but still. The idea of using violence to retain honor pops up more than once too. All in all, La ragazza con la pistola is fascinating cultural exploration, legitimately funny in parts, headlined by one of Europe’s great vintage stars. It’s worth a look—even though it isn’t a crime thriller. It premiered in Italy today in 1968.

Italy, England, Scotland, Sicily, Edinburgh, Sheffield, La ragazza con la pistola, The Girl with a Pistol, Monica Vitti, Stanley Baker, Corin Redgrave, Anthony Booth, Giorgio Olivetti, poster art, cinema movie review

Vintage Pulp

June 9 2020

ROAD TO NOWHERE

In rankings of America's most liveable places it's at the very bottom.

Destination Murder, for which you see a nice poster above, is a b-movie, but bottom-of-the-bill efforts soemtimes have cool plot set-ups and good twists. In this case it’s multiple layers of wrongly presumed identity. Who’s really the killer? Who’s really the crime boss? Who’s really a cigarette girl? In addition, whose side are all these people really on? With more budget we think this one could have been quite good, but alas, you do what you can with what you have, and here you have Joyce MacKenzie, Stanley Clements, and Hurd Hatfield. They’re all solid performers who had long careers, but we bet you don’t know any of their names. In addition, the writing falters in spots as it strives for sharpness, but ends up dulling its blade. For example:

“You see, Miss Mansfield, we’re dealing with killers. And a killer has only one destination—murder.”

The writing hurts the end of the film as well, as the structure of the climax and the need to work a recurring player piano into matters strain credulity. But Destination Murder isn’t a loss by any means. MacKenzie, playing a woman who infiltrates the mob in order to find her father’s killer, has to carry the important parts of this film and manages it despite both budget and screenwriting hanging around her ankles. For fans of vintage film, this forgotten quasi-noir should be sufficiently entertaining, as long as you don’t spend too much time imagining how much better it could have been. It premiered in the U.S. today in 1950.

Worst vacation spot in America, here we come!

Take a close look, ma’am. Asses are just as unique as faces, and equally admissible in court.

I don’t think it’s that one. The man I saw had a chin.

RKO Radio Pictures, Destination Murder, Joyce MacKenzie, Stanley Clements, Hurd Hatfield, poster art, cinema movie review

Vintage Pulp

January 23 2017

TELL IT WITH BULLETS

Jo Shishido is too cruel to be schooled.

By now you’ve noticed this year’s Noir City slate concerns heists—all the films so far have involved foolproof plans to make a big score. 1964’s Kenjû zankoku monogatari, aka Cruel Gun Story is about a crew that wants to rob a race track, same as in Kubrick’s The Killing. Japanese superstar Jo Shishido leads his minions on a caper that goes wrong almost immediately and eventually erupts into pyrotechnic violence. If there’s a lesson here it’s don’t get on Shishido’s bad side. Though he’s preternaturally cool (really, we can’t think of another star who could make exchanging close quarters gunfire while smoking a cigarette look believable), restraint in the face of aggression isn’t his strong trait. When he has something serious to say, it’s going to come from the muzzle of a gun. This is another Noir City offering that most sites don’t label as film noir, but the influences are certainly there, and in fact the film is part of The Criterion Collection’s five film Nikkatsu Noir DVD box set. We’ve seen Kenjû zankoku monogatari described as Nikkatsu Studios’ crown jewel. We don’t know about that. We’d call it an imperfect but entertaining effort.

Japan, Nikkatsu, Kenjû zankoku monogatari, Cruel Gun Story, Jo Shishido, poster art

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HISTORY REWIND

The headlines that mattered yesteryear.

October 6

1966—LSD Declared Illegal in U.S.

LSD, which was originally synthesized by a Swiss doctor and was later secretly used by the CIA on military personnel, prostitutes, the mentally ill, and members of the general public in a project code named MKULTRA, is designated a controlled substance in the United States.

October 5

1945—Hollywood Black Friday

A six month strike by Hollywood set decorators becomes a riot at the gates of Warner Brothers Studios when strikers and replacement workers clash. The event helps bring about the passage of the Taft-Hartley Act, which, among other things, prohibits unions from contributing to political campaigns and requires union leaders to affirm they are not supporters of the Communist Party.

October 4

1957—Sputnik Circles Earth

The Soviet Union launches the satellite Sputnik I, which becomes the first artificial object to orbit the Earth. It orbits for two months and provides valuable information about the density of the upper atmosphere. It also panics the United States into a space race that eventually culminates in the U.S. moon landing.

October 4

1970—Janis Joplin Overdoses

American blues singer Janis Joplin is found dead on the floor of her motel room in Los Angeles. The cause of death is determined to be an overdose of heroin, possibly combined with the effects of alcohol.

October 3

1908—Pravda Founded

The newspaper Pravda is founded by Leon Trotsky, Adolph Joffe, Matvey Skobelev and other Russian exiles living in Vienna. The name means “truth” and the paper serves as an official organ of the Central Committee of the Communist Party between 1912 and 1991.

October 3

1957—Ferlinghetti Wins Obscenity Case

An obscenity trial brought against Lawrence Ferlinghetti, owner of the counterculture City Lights Bookstore in San Francisco, reaches its conclusion when Judge Clayton Horn rules that Allen Ginsberg’s poetry collection Howl is not obscene.

October 3

1995—Simpson Acquitted

After a long trial watched by millions of people worldwide, former football star O.J. Simpson is acquitted of the murders of ex-wife Nicole Brown Simpson and her friend Ronald Goldman. Simpson subsequently loses a civil suit and is ordered to pay millions in damages.