This promo poster from American International Pictures for The Million Eyes of Sumuru had us at palace of pleasure. No, actually, it had us back when we read the source material, which was Sax Rohmer’s Sumuru novels, about a cabal of women plotting to take over the world because men have royally screwed it. But where Rohmer goes for thrills and chills, The Million Eyes of Sumuru goes largely for laughs. In order to pull that off, cornball heartthrob Frankie Avalon was given the co-lead opposite impressive haircut George Nader, and both are assigned a quip a minute. Other performers are also saddled with laugh lines, or alternatively, dumb eccentricities. And poor Klaus Kinski is made up green. Was this really needed?
He burns hole in Nader’s crotch too. Notice that? Anyway, we’d have preferred a more serious treatment of Rohmer’s creation, but judging objectively, the movie is okay for what it is. It takes a few elements from book one but largely charts its own course, as viewers meet Sumuru (Shirley Eaton), get to know her henchwomen (especially Ursula Rank), and learn of their ruthlessness. Nader is brought inside Sumuru’s current plot involving a political assassination in Hong Kong, but of course he’s just playing along. We have to say, as such a poor judge of character Sumuru simply isn’t destined to rule the world, but it’s occasional fun watching her and her lethal minions try. The Million Eyes of Sumuru premiered today in 1967.