Duh DUH duh duh DUH. He has a degree is philosophy…
Duh DUH duh duh DUH. He’s broken over thirty bones…
Wait—wrong movie. That’s the 1989 Road House, Patrick Swayze’s unimprovable existential pugilistic epic. The movie we mean to discuss is the 1948 Road House, which premiered today and starred Ida Lupino, Cornel Wilde, Celeste Holm, and Richard Widmark. Nobody destroys an automobile showroom by driving a monster truck through it. Instead Ida Lupino drives her monster truck through a couple of male egos and teaches them lessons about a woman’s right to choose her own life—and her own man. This gimmick-free proto-feminist drama is an excellent example from the film noir genre, and it’s exhibit A why Lupino is a legend. She’s mighty good in this. Mighty mighty good.
Duh DUH duh duh DUH. She has a degree from the school of hard knocks…
Duh DUH duh duh DUH. She’s broken over thirty hearts…