Wasn’t it just yesterday we were talking about trunks? Well here we go again with a fun cover for Oregon Trunk, sexually ambiguous to our eyes despite its overtly macho posturing. If he has a Florida dick would that make it a swing state? Oh, stop with the eye rolling. Every quip can’t be a winner. Moving on, this was written by Wayne Overholser under the pseudonym Dan J. Stevens, and published by Lion Books in 1950. We can’t say for sure what the trunk reference here is, but the backdrop of the book is the building of a rail line, so if we had to guess we’d say the rail line is the trunk, from which everything branches, including the fortunes of the book’s characters. Don’t quote us on it. The artist on this is uncredited.
In addition to my amazing Oregon trunk I've been told I have a stunning Florida shaft.