Martians decide they want to study a thousand Earthlings, including protagonists David and Janice, with the eventual goal of turning the entire human species into love slaves. Sounds easy, but of course unpredictable consequences result. The rear of the novel describes the story as “unbelievable but possible.” We think a better description would be, “Impossible, but you’ll want to believe.” 1960, with cover art from Basil Gogos.
You exasperate me earth woman! I want you out of my saucer. Pack up your shit and I'll drop you at your mom's.