CRIME DOESN’T PAY OFF

Having Wonderful Crime is pleasant but ultimately bound to disappoint.

Is Having Wonderful Crime a pulp style movie? It has crime in the title, so we had a look. It’s in the vein of The Thin Man and deals with a newlywed couple and their lawyer pal, amateur sleuths all, who go to a lakeside vacation resort and get mixed up in the mystery of a missing stage magician and his trunk of secrets. It’s a pleasant film but short on actual laughs. We blame the screenplay, which borrows the title of Craig Rice’s, aka Georgiana Craig’s source novel, and little else. The acting talent is definitely there to result in a good movie, but Pat O’Brien, George Murphy, and Carole Lombard can do only so much with such off-target stabs at screwball comedy.

Still, even though this flick is no Thin Man, it’s worth a watch because of its genial mood and fun cast. Lombard is charming even in a hair-do that must have inspired Francis Ford Coppola’s vision of Dracula, O’Brien and Murphy manage a few witty exchanges, and bit player Chili Williams pops up a couple of time in her famed polka dots. Are those elements enough to make you expend your valuable time? Perhaps not, but how about this? If you don’t count the credits Having Wonderful Crime is maybe sixty-five minutes long, which means you can screen it as a warm-up feature at your next movie night. It premiered today in 1945.

Landis finds herself with a digital dilemma.

Above: Carole Landis is a finger short in a fun pose she struck for this promo image from the 1945 screwball comedy Having Wonderful Crime. We watched the film and we’d describe it this way: the thinner man. You know vintage cinema, so you know what we mean. We’ve featured Landis as a femme fatale twice before, here and here.

So you want to me to seriously injure my back here? On this spot right here? Okay, I'll give it a whirl.


Above: American actress Rosemary LaPlanche prepares to attempt an acrobatic pose in 1942, and below we see how it worked out. LaPlanche was what we think of as a career extra, which is to say she appeared in many movies but rarely as a named character. Some of those roles: “hatcheck girl” in Johnny Angel, “guest” in Having Wonderful Crime, and “Falcon’s nurse” in The Falcon in Danger. Probably her best known credited roles were in Strangler in the Swamp, Federal Agents vs. Underworld, Inc., and Devil Bat’s Daughter. We can’t imagine many actresses trying a headstand for a photo session today, which is why we love this sequence.

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The headlines that mattered yesteryear.

1947—Heyerdahl Embarks on Kon-Tiki

Norwegian ethnographer and adventurer Thor Heyerdahl and his five man crew set out from Peru on a giant balsa wood raft called the Kon-Tiki in order to prove that Peruvian natives could have settled Polynesia. After a 101 day, 4,300 mile (8,000 km) journey, Kon-Tiki smashes into the reef at Raroia in the Tuamotu Islands on August 7, 1947, thus demonstrating that it is possible for a primitive craft to survive a Pacific crossing.

1989—Soviets Acknowledge Chernobyl Accident

After two days of rumors and denials the Soviet Union admits there was an accident at the Chernobyl nuclear power plant in Ukraine. Reactor number four had suffered a meltdown, sending a plume of radioactive fallout into the atmosphere and over an extensive geographical area. Today the abandoned radioactive area surrounding Chernobyl is rife with local wildlife and has been converted into a wildlife sanctuary, one of the largest in Europe.

1945—Mussolini Is Arrested

Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, his mistress Clara Petacci, and fifteen supporters are arrested by Italian partisans in Dongo, Italy while attempting to escape the region in the wake of the collapse of Mussolini’s fascist government. The next day, Mussolini and his mistress are both executed, along with most of the members of their group. Their bodies are then trucked to Milan where they are hung upside down on meathooks from the roof of a gas station, then spat upon and stoned until they are unrecognizable.

1933—The Gestapo Is Formed

The Geheime Staatspolizei, aka Gestapo, the official secret police force of Nazi Germany, is established. It begins under the administration of SS leader Heinrich Himmler in his position as Chief of German Police, but by 1939 is administered by the Reichssicherheitshauptamt, or Reich Main Security Office, and is a feared entity in every corner of Germany and beyond.

1937—Guernica Is Bombed

In Spain during the Spanish Civil War, the Basque town of Guernica is bombed by the German Luftwaffe, resulting in widespread destruction and casualties. The Basque government reports 1,654 people killed, while later research suggests far fewer deaths, but regardless, Guernica is viewed as an example of terror bombing and other countries learn that Nazi Germany is committed to that tactic. The bombing also becomes inspiration for Pablo Picasso, resulting in a protest painting that is not only his most famous work, but one the most important pieces of art ever produced.

1939—Batman Debuts

In Detective Comics #27, DC Comics publishes its second major superhero, Batman, who becomes one of the most popular comic book characters of all time, and then a popular camp television series starring Adam West, and lastly a multi-million dollar movie franchise featuring such leads as Michael Keaton, George Clooney, Val Kilmer, Robert Pattinson, and Christian Bale.

1953—Crick and Watson Publish DNA Results

British scientists James D Watson and Francis Crick publish an article detailing their discovery of the existence and structure of deoxyribonucleic acid, or DNA, in Nature magazine. Their findings answer one of the oldest and most fundamental questions of biology, that of how living things reproduce themselves.

Art by Sam Peffer, aka Peff, for Louis Charbonneau's 1963 novel The Trapped Ones.
Horwitz Books out of Australia used many celebrities on its covers. This one has Belgian actress Dominique Wilms.
Assorted James Bond hardback dust jackets from British publisher Jonathan Cape with art by Richard Chopping.

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