We think we know who the lady’s little doctor is—he’s an older gent, about eight inches tall, with a charming Southern accent. He’s been practicing since the mid-1800s, which is reassuring experience-wise, but on the minus side, he always smells like a distillery. They say the U.S. doesn’t have universal healthcare—looks like it does to us, but maybe this also explains why the cure rates are so low.
Paging Dr. Beam. Paging Dr. Jim Beam.