Junko Mabuki is back on Pulp Intl., as you see on this poster for the roman porno movie Dan Oniroku OL nawa dorei, known in English as Office Lady Rope Slave. It premiered in Japan today in 1981, and basically, Junko plays a straight-laced nine-to-fiver who gets involved with a pair of bondage fetishists. These types of films were, of course, her specialty, and she once again gives viewers everything they’d become accustomed to seeing. But we’re less interested in the plot of the movie than the reaction at Japan’s censorship board Eiga Rinri KikÅ. Adherence to its restrictions was ostensibly voluntary on the part of film studios, but the body had real enforcement power. Dan Oniroku OL nawa dorei must have shaken the place to its foundations.
Let’s set the scene. One of the censors has shown up at the Eiga Rinri KikÅ office for an emergency meeting with the board chief. He and the other members of the body are proud of themselves for their work, which basically just hews to Japanese obscenity standards by forbidding shots of sex organs and pubic hair. But they never really thought it out from the perspective of directors determined to skirt the edges, which suddenly is happening with increasing frequency. Now at least one censor is in a tizzy. He’d be even more agitated if he knew digital technology would make roman porno films globally available, and thus decades later raise uncomfortable questions about Japanese culture and misogyny, but at this point he has no clue about that.
Censor: I’m beginning to think our censorship regime has backfired. I just screened Dan Oniroku OL nawa dorei and that fucker Katushiko shows dripping semen.
Chief: We didn’t ban that?
Censor: No. We overlooked it.
Chief: Well, what’s a little semen?
Censor: It’s dripping from Mabuki Junko’s mouth. He also shows vaginal juices, vaginal blood, and strongly implies that Mabuki-kun gets her clitoris clothes-pinned.
Chief: Hmm… that does sound provocative.
Censor: I watched it twice just to be sure of my eyes. It’s depraved. Additionally, there’s all the usual bondage, some bizarre insertions, an enema, oral sex both heterosexual and lesbian…
Chief: All this without violating a single one of our rules?
Censor: Nothing is actually shown. It seems quite revealing, though, because, well, Mabuki-kun is a very good actress. Great boobs too.
Chief: Agreed. Mabuki-kun has excellent boobs.
Censor: But in general, it feels like these roman porno directors are ridiculing our censorship standards. There’s even a moment—I swear—when I felt like the actors looked directly at me and sneered.
Chief: Now you’re being paranoid. Regarding the standards, we could change them, make them more restrictive, but it’s hell keeping Nikkatsu and the other studios in line already. Any alteration now may cause serious problems.
Censor: *sigh* But the semen…
Chief: What’s a little semen? So, that screener is VHS?
Censor: Betamax. It’s a better format. Soon everything will be Betamax. I have it with me.
Chief: I better check it out—just to confirm your findings. Leave it by the Beta player over there, and close the door on your way out. Also, tell my secretary I’m not to be disturbed for ninety minutes.
Okay, a scornful look for the censorship board on one… two… and now!
At first I thought this was a citrus reamer, but now I’m not sure.
How the hell do you expect me to flush this way?
I’ll help him. I’ve been hiding in the shower the whole time.
I have to take a short break. There’s an office pool on my chair.
We’ll all have what she’s having!