We’re usually pretty good at guessing when screen performers are using pseudonyms, but this time we were fooled. We figured Italian actress Crippy Yocard’s name was so bizarre it had to be real. We were wrong, though. Her real name is Cristina Amodei. Her pseudonym is memorable, but looking at the photo above, do you think she’s in any way forgettable? Yocard was one of the least inhibited actresses of her era, but never really got her career into high gear, appearing in only five films, among them 1976’s La nipote del prete, and the 1977 blaxploitation flick Mr. Mean. The above shot is undated, but probably from 1977.
She looks calm now but you never know what crazy thing she's about to do.