


This photo popped up online a while back. It shows five showgirls from the Minsky Carnival in New York City competing in a 1949 spaghetti eating contest, which is itself not necessarily notable. But as writers we’re always interested in new vocabulary, so we were struck by the fact that the process of sucking up spaghetti using only one’s face, lips, and tongue was called “swooshing.” It’s a word the Pulp Intl. girlfriends adopted immediately. PI-1: “So then swooshing is how you eat everything.” PI-2: “Yeah, they totally swooshed those steaks last night.” Hah hah—very funny. Of additional note, the middle contestant is this person. More swooshing, different swooshers, below.






































