Ah, yes—1960s nudist camps, where everyone was in excellent shape and the male to female ratio was 1:1, or so say the movies of that period. Gentlemen Prefer Nature Girls, which premiered today in 1963, is about professional couple Lou Alexion and Joan Bamford, who happen to be nudists in their spare time. When their healthy, happy lifestyle is discovered by their boss, Alexion is fired. This leads to a much needed nude vacation at a resort, where Alexion discovers that a potential client he’s been trying to woo is a nudist too. He plots with the client to put everything right by sealing a deal, getting his job back, and teaching his uptight boss that nudism is fine and dandy. In a movie seventy or so minutes long you can’t fit in acres of bare skin and a complex plot.
These nudist films are total fantasia. The nudists here in Spain, with their leathery tans and low hanging nutsacks (the male to female ratio is like 10:1) don’t look anything like the dewy twenty-somethings in the old films. While there are numerous stunning bodies on the non-nudist beaches here, and they even get naked at times, the dedicated nudists who go to marked nudist beaches are generally older and aren’t healthy looking at all. While it’s true that a nude beach open to the public isn’t the same as a members only—heh—nudist resort, we still have a hard time believing they ever looked like they do in Gentlemen Prefer Nature Girls. But that’s okay—it’s just entertainment. And on that front, it’s weightless, guileless, and harmless. We’ll take that anytime.