
When it comes to blaxploitation cinema we’re going to plow through every entry even if it kills us. If you haven’t heard of Velvet Smooth, well, you can be forgiven—it’s bottom-of-the-barrel, low-low rent cinema, possibly known only because of its passable promo poster and cute leads. When a group of masked men begin robbing bookie King Lathrop’s regular drops he brings in his girlfriend, private eye Velvet Smooth, played by Johnnie Hill, to get to the bottom of the conspiracy. Hill in turn brings in her two hot assistants Elsie Roman and René Van Clief, and they go into karate kicking action against mystery assailants who turn out to be employed by— Well, we won’t give it away. Unfortunately, this flick is so cheap there are no production photos, and the screengrabs look like they’re from Sanford & Son, but we do what we can. We would recommend giving this a total pass, but there’s no accounting for taste. Film school students, do better than this. Velvet Smooth premiered today in 1976.





