THE PETRIFYING FOREST

Geoffrey Household takes readers to the farthest frontiers of fear.

As we’ve said before, we rarely read reviews before buying books (as if you couldn’t tell from some of the lemons we pick up) because we think they usually give away too many plot points. But we do sometimes unavoidably run across them. We saw a review of Geoffrey Household’s 1964 novel Arabesque that was so rapturous we took to the auction sites. How could we not read this guy? We found a pair of Households, of which we considered The Adversary the throw-in, the one you must buy to get the other. We placed him in line behind books we already planned to read, and later when his turn came mistakenly thought it was The Adversary we were eagerly anticipating instead of Arabesque. The eye-catching cover art you see above (uncredited) probably had something to do with the error. So into The Adversary we plunged, and if Arabesque is a better book we’ll be surprised.

Originally published in 1968 under the poor title Dance of the Dwarfs, with this retitled edition from Dell coming in 1970, The Adversary is basically a game hunting novel, but a step above. It’s told in epistolary form, fronted by a prologue telling readers that the author protagonist, field agronomist Dr. Owen Dawnay, was found dead in his compound in the desolate Colombian jungle, murdered by communist guerrillas. As a prologue it’s Lovecraftian in spirit. Then we get to read Dawnay’s diary, which tells about local legends of frightening forest dwarves glimpsed dancing in the darkness by farmers and Indians. Nobody has ever investigated—the common wisdom is to lock one’s doors and windows at night. Dawnay takes an interest, and during numerous increasingly dangerous excursions on horseback and foot into the jungle, learns what’s behind the legend.

Colombia had been an independent country since the early 1800s, so while Household’s tale has the feel of colonialist fiction, it has few of the key aspects, particularly the misplaced assumption of ownership over others’ lands. Dawnay is a foreigner, never truly to belong, and understands that. With his scientific mind, he’s a potential upsetter of local ways, but in other areas embraces them. He takes on a young female companion, Chucha, and their relationship, both sexual and intellectual, grows important in the narrative. John Donne wrote that no man is an island. Household gives you this beautiful gem: What islands we are! I doubt if any woman understands the deep loneliness to which men condemn themselves. They think it a moroseness and that our silence in some way disparages them as inferior creatures. We are merely away. The business of the island is briskly proceeding, but all around it is sea and no boat. Women cannot ever accept that there is no boat.

The book’s rear cover blurbs use phrases like “almost painful to read,” and “ultimate horror.” We would say instead that The Adversary is highly suspenseful and relentlessly builds a sense of encroaching danger. Often in horror novels dread derives from something that’s first unknown or formless, then as the shape of the threat becomes understood, the dread tends to diminish. The best authors are able to compensate. In Household’s hands, the question of what brought about Dawnay’s end—guerrillas or some other thing—seems solved when the identity of the dwarves becomes known. The dread dips for a bit, but returns strongly when we see that solutions may actually be impossible. It doesn’t truly qualify as a horror novel, in our view, but it’s very nice work (made into a terrible 1983 movie starring Peter Fonda and Deborah Raffin). Now on to Arabesque.

It was a good thing for its readers Hush-Hush didn't know the meaning of the term.


No, we’re not going to get into teen-age rapist story that dominates this cover of Hush-Hush published back in January 1965. Though based on a real occurrence, the article is titillation disguised as crime reporting, written during an era when many men thought of rape in one of three ways: vandalization of personal property if the victim was his wife or girlfriend; an attack on the family castle if she was a relative; and she asked for it, which was reserved for most other women. We stress “many men,” not all. From what we gather the majority properly saw it as a heinous attack on the woman. Of course, the vicious nature of it didn’t stop it from being widely used as a cinematic and literary device, but that’s another discussion, one we’ve already had and doubtless will again.

Elsewhere on the cover you get photographic proof that topless bathing suits really did exist during the 1960s. There are only a few photos of the things, but Hush-Hush adds to the library of visual confirmation. Now we need proof of the existence of David Dodge’s completely backless cache-sexe that made women look nude when viewed from the rear. He says they were worn on the French Riviera during the 1950s, but we have a feeling proof won’t be forthcoming anytime soon, absent a time machine and careful coordinates. Lastly, the cover’s bottom banner touts wife swapping. How popular was this practice? We can’t know. We suggest asking your grandma. But first compliment her cooking: “This casserole is delicious, gram-gram. Did you and paw-paw ever screw other married couples for kicks? Can I have more peas?”

The next article we want to call attention to is, “How Do Tahitian Beauties Drive Men Wild?” Vintage novels that waxed pornographic about the sexual attitudes of Pacific Islanders were almost an official sub-genre, so this story was a must-read for us. And for you too, which can do below. At least mostly. We couldn’t upload the entire thing. It’s too long, but there’s enough to give you the gist. And the gist is simply that Tahitians apparently had no taboos concerning sex, partners, and privacy. The story is framed around alleged trysts with various Hollywood stars, and how Hush-Hush avoided lawsuits from those stars is really a mystery. You’ll be entertained. We will say, though, that it’s rather unfortunate that the story is couched in insulting terms toward Tahitian women.

As a final note, Hush-Hush used a cheaper printing process and lower quality paper than other publications from the same rank. Those two aspects of the magazine worsened as time passed. By 1965, it was barely a step above the National Informers of the world in terms of technical values. Because of that our scans aren’t great. The cheap printing resulted in a scanner moiré pattern on most of the black and white content (though the color came out fine). It’s actually fixable in Photoshop or Gimp, so we hear, and we have both programs, but do we want to do all that work for cheap-ass Hush-Hush? We decided we didn’t. Therefore, what you see is what you get—twenty-plus scans below.
This one is paved with bad intentions every inch of the way.

When we saw these two Italian posters for 1966’s I selvaggi our eyes deceived us and we thought—for a wonderful split second—that they were for a film starring Frank Sinatra and Jane Fonda. But then we realized it was Nancy Sinatra and Peter Fonda, who are pretty big downgrades, quality-wise. No offense intended toward them. Fonda is an icon of cool, but not because he can act. We aren’t aware of Nancy Sinatra wowing people with her thespian chops either. But we watched the movie anyway.

It’s better known as The Wild Angels, and it’s Roger Corman directed schlock from American International Pictures about a group called the Hell’s Angels ripping and bombing around Southern California, causing problems to law abiding folk and the police. While it’s obviously a take on the infamous motorcycle gang, in real life the gang spells its name without an apostrophe. Why that makes a difference in terms of trademark infringement we have no idea, but we assume that’s why it was put there. Or maybe it’s just a correction of an assumed typo in the real gang’s name. Or maybe nobody even noticed the difference.

Whatever the case, the Hells Angels couldn’t really have claimed that the racist and violent Hell’s Angels portrayed by Fonda, Sinatra, Bruce Dern, and company differed greatly from reality. The real Angels may not have clobbered preachers and taken over churches for all night bacchanals, but they did some terrible shit. Despite the incendiary verisimilitude of the movie, it’s mostly a bore—but one that helped establish the outlaw biker genre and pave the way for 1969’s Easy Rider. For that it deserves a little credit. Now we’re going to try and find out if Jane Fonda and Frank Sinatra ever acted together, because that’s a movie we’d like to see.

The man who went looking for America.

Promo photo of Dennis Hopper, actor in Rebel without a Cause, Cool Hand Luke, and Apocalypse Now, also co-writer, co-star and director of the eternal Easy Rider, seen here circa 1955. Easy Rider‘s official tagline was: A man went looking for America—and couldn’t find it anywhere. It was meant to describe Peter Fonda’s character Captain America, but it is real-life maverick Hopper for whom the line always seemed more apt

So you say you wanna be free.

Neither of us at Pulp Intl. were around during the 60s. Articles and reviews tell us Easy Rider—heavy with symbolism, sparse of dialogue, and low on budget—perfectly captured the unsettled mood of the times and changed moviemaking forever. But we weren’t there, so we watch this film as latecomers, like people examining the high water mark of a flood that long ago receded. If the waters had risen higher perhaps we’d be living in a different world now, a better world rebuilt from scratch. But maybe not. Easy Rider was released in Japan today, 1970.

Television vamp got so high, she still hasn’t come down.

Heather Locklear made a career playing the sexpot, but even she couldn’t beguile her way out of a Santa Barbara, CA traffic stop back in October. Now a judge has formally charged the actress with misdemeanor DUI for driving under the influence of pills. Precisely what kind of superpills these were we don’t know, but the last time we saw a girl look so spaced out she was running around in a cemetery with Dennis Hopper and Peter Fonda.

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1938—BBC Airs First Sci-Fi Program

BBC Television produces the first ever science fiction television program, an adaptation of a section of Czech writer Karel Capek’s dark play R.U.R., aka, Rossum’s Universal Robots. The robots in the play are not robots in the modern sense of machines, but rather are biological entities that can be mistaken for humans. Nevertheless, R.U.R. featured the first known usage of the term “robot”.

1962—Powers Is Traded for Abel

Captured American spy pilot Gary Powers, who had been shot down over the Soviet Union in May 1960 while flying a U-2 high-altitude jet, is exchanged for captured Soviet spy Rudolf Abel, who had been arrested in New York City in 1957.

1960—Woodward Gets First Star on Walk of Fame

Actress Joanne Woodward receives the first star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame, the Los Angeles sidewalk at Hollywood Boulevard and Vine Street that serves as an outdoor entertainment museum. Woodward was one of 1,558 honorees chosen by the Hollywood Chamber of Commerce in 1958, when the proposal to build the sidewalk was approved. Today the sidewalk contains more than 2,800 stars.

1971—Paige Enters Baseball Hall of Fame

Satchel Paige becomes the first player from America’s Negro Baseball League to be voted into the Major League Baseball Hall of Fame in Cooperstown, New York. Paige, who was a pitcher, played for numerous Negro League teams, had brief stints in Cuba, Mexico, Puerto Rico, and the Major Leagues, before finally retiring in his mid-fifties.

1969—Allende Meteorite Falls in Mexico

The Allende Meteorite, the largest object of its type ever found, falls in the Mexican state of Chihuahua. The original stone, traveling at more than ten miles per second and leaving a brilliant streak across the sky, is believed to have been approximately the size of an automobile. But by the time it hit the Earth it had broken into hundreds of fragments.

Another uncredited artist produces another beautiful digest cover. This time it's for Norman Bligh's Waterfront Hotel, from Quarter Books.
Above is more artwork from the prolific Alain Gourdon, better known as Aslan, for the 1955 Paul S. Nouvel novel Macadam Sérénade.
Uncredited art for Merle Miller's 1949 political drama The Sure Thing.

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