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Life in the nunnery is fingerbanging good.

We featured the above poster fifteen years ago as part of a collection of Japanese promos with nun themes, an interesting sub-genre of sexploitation cinema from that country. It was made for Shûdôjo Rushia: Kegasu, which was known in English as Sins of Sister Lucia, or sometimes Sexual Sanctuary. It’s about how hot-blooded nun Yuki Nohira, daughter of a crime figure and sexually experienced, is sent to a convent to keep her out of trouble, but is a corrupting influence on other nuns in the order. Or it seems that way at first.

When the Mother Superior commands Rei Okamoto to teach Nohira to behave, Nohira comes into conflict with Okamoto and others in a way that—of course—crosses into aggression, sexual assault, and more. But we soon learn that Nohira brought nothing new to the order after all. They were already freaky, getting down and dirty in ways that would make a geisha blush. When two escaped convicts sneak into the building all hell breaks loose, in that ’70s style that’s beyond taboo today.

As concepts go, the sleazemasters at Nikkatsu Studios must have felt that nuns were the apex. Japanese ticketbuyers got a lot of improbably hot, frustrated women living in close quarters, a dominance component built into the convent hierarchy, and the exotic lure of a foreign religion. To say the filmmakers took advantage is about as obvious a statement as we could make. You got a thing for penguins? Here you go. Just be prepared to say one thousand Our Fathers after watching this depraved workout. Shûdôjo Rushia: Kegasu premiered in Japan today in 1978.

Sometimes you can't even give it away.


This poster was made for the Japanese roman porno flick Kanjirundesu, known in English as I Am Aroused and I Can Feel It, and it stars the lovely Jun Izumi, making her film debut. She plays a beautiful young virgin who’s fearful of sex. Her friend Panko is already sexually active, but Jun—who’s learning how to be a seamstress or tailor at a local vocational school, a fact that causes us to assume she’s at least eighteen—is strictly hands off. We can sympathize. We were hands off at eighteen too, though most assuredly not by choice.

When Jun catches her brother Chin masturbating to her, she decides to facilitate the relief of his tensions by asking the always eager Panko to have sex with him. From there the movie evolves into a sort of softcore coming-of-age comedy, with the usual crossed signals and sexual failures. The whole thing has a juvenile feel to it, and no wonder—it’s based on Daihachi Izumi’s youth sleaze novel Jun-chan. If you’re looking for the film’s western analog, think Fast Times at Ridgemont High or Sex Drive. We mean in terms of mood, not plot. Kanjirundesu has more nudity, lesbian undertones, and far more premature ejaculation.

Does Jun finally find someone to be the first entry on her ledger? Well, it wouldn’t be a softcore movie if she didn’t. A little face-sitting—someone else’s face, not hers—gets her started down the road to pleasure. That may sound weird, but actually the best thing about this movie is that it’s from Nikkatsu Studios but doesn’t get too crazy. There’s some peeing, though. Whaddaya gonna do? If you’ve read our other write-ups of Nikkatsu’s output you know how far beyond the pale those folks could venture, so a little urine is acceptable. Kanjirundesu is dumb but worth a watch. It premiered in Japan today in 1976.

There's nothing like a sweet treat to make your day.

Above, a poster for Kôkô Emanuelle: Nureta doyôbi, known in English by the interesting title High School Emanuelle: Wet Saturday. We tried but couldn’t find a copy of this one. It stars Minako Mizushima, Yûko Asuka, and Rei Okamoto, and apparently deals with a bunch of high schoolers who take kendo classes and are lusted after by teachers and the like. That isn’t much to go on, but a good image of the poster didn’t exist online before today, so at least we accomplished that much. This premiered today in 1978.

Some say being a big fish in a small pond is better than being a small fish anywhere. They may be wrong.

Hakkin nikubuton, aka Banned Book: Flesh Futon, for which you see a poster above, has one of those strange titles you come across occasionally in Japanese cinema. “Banned book” seems straightforward enough. But “flesh futon”? Hmm… Based on an erotic novel by Chinese writer Li Yu and starring Hajime Tanimoto, Maya Hiromi, Terumi Azuma, and Rei Okamoto, the movie tells the story of a poor writer named Mio who unexpectedly authors a bestselling erotic novel called—and this will clear up the title weirdness—Flesh Futon. See? Mio takes to fame quite easily, living in the fast lane and generally having a good time.

But his wonderful life begins to fall apart due to various unexpected misfortunes. These run the gamut from having a prostitute spread a rumor that his penis is “like a guppy,” to having to his house robbed and (now that we understand the title, we know this next part is coming) his book banned. When Mio later encounters the house thief this dodgy character reveals that it’s possible to have one’s penis enlarged. How? Let’s just say it’s a pretty ruff procedure. Mio opts for the surgery, but alas, quickly learns that being a big fish isn’t everything, as his previous misfortunes turn out to be only a taste of what is to come. Hakkin nikubuton premiered in Japan today in 1975.

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1960—Nevil Shute Dies

English novelist Nevil Shute, who wrote the books A Town Like Alice and The Pied Piper, dies in Melbourne, Australia at age sixty-one. Seven of his novels were adapted to film, but his most famous was the cautionary post-nuclear war classic On the Beach.

1967—First Cryonics Patient Frozen

Dr. James Bedford, a University of California psychology professor, becomes the first person to be cryonically preserved with intent of future resuscitation. Bedford had kidney cancer that had metastasized to his lungs and was untreatable. His body was maintained for years by his family before being moved to Alcor Life Extension Foundation in Arizona.

1957—Jack Gilbert Graham Is Executed

Jack Gilbert Graham is executed in Colorado, U.S.A., for killing 44 people by planting a dynamite bomb in a suitcase that was subsequently loaded aboard United Airlines Flight 629. The flight took off from Denver and exploded in mid-air. Graham was executed by means of poison gas in the Colorado State Penitentiary, in Cañon City.

1920—League of Nations Convenes

The League of Nations holds its first meeting, at which it ratifies the Treaty of Versailles, thereby officially ending World War I. At its greatest extent, from 28 September 1934 to 23 February 1935, the League had 58 members. Its final meeting was held in April 1946 in Geneva.

1957—Macmillan Becomes Prime Minister

Harold Macmillan accepts the Queen of England’s invitation to become Prime Minister following the sudden resignation of Sir Anthony Eden. Eden had resigned due to ill health in the wake of the Suez Crisis. Macmillan is remembered for helping negotiate the Nuclear Test Ban Treaty after the Cuban Missile Crisis. He served as PM until 1963.

1923—Autogyro Makes First Flight

Spanish civil engineer and pilot Juan de la Cierva’s autogyro, which was a precursor to the helicopter, makes its first successful flight. De la Cierva’s autogyro made him world famous, and he used his invention to support fascist general Francisco Franco when the Spanish Civil War broke out in July 1936. De la Cierva was dead by December of that same year, perishing, ironically, in a plane crash in Croydon, England.

Italian artist Sandro Symeoni showcases his unique painterly skills on a cover for Peter Cheyney's He Walked in Her Sleep.
French artist Jef de Wulf was both prolific and unique. He painted this cover for René Roques' 1958 novel Secrets.
Christmas themed crime novels are rare, in our experience. Do Not Murder Before Christmas by Jack Iams is an exception, and a good one. The cover art is by Robert Stanley.

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