Did you know scientific studies have conclusively proven that horizontal stripes are fattening? The solution, it seems, is to look excellent already so you can wear anything you want. This truth is demonstrated by Arlene Dahl, above, who starred in movies such as Reign of Terror, Journey to the Center of the Earth, and Fortune Is a Woman, and appears here on a Technicolor lithograph from 1953. Who knew scientific denialism could be so fun?
Scientific denialism with a smile.