Above are four mock-up posters from the Quentin Tarantino fable Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, which premiered at the Cannes Film Festival today in 2019 and is one of our favorite movies of recent years. If you haven’t seen it, basically it’s an L.A. fairtytale/alternate reality in which the Manson Family stands in for a terrible dragon, and if slain all of American history might be different. The fictional films within the film—Uccidimi Subito Ringo, disse il Gringo, aka Kill Me Now Ringo, Said the Gringo, Nebraska Jim, Operazione Dyn-o-mite!, and Tanner—starred declining b-movie actor Rick Dalton, played by Leonardo DiCaprio. Operazione Dyn-o-mite! “co-starred” real-life actress Margaret Lee, and Nebraska Jim was helmed in fantasy by real-life Italian director Sergio Corbucci. The one figure whose involvement wasn’t fictive is Italian artist Renato Casaro. He signed Nebraska Jim, but actually painted all four posters. He was of course responsible for many high quality promos from the 1960s onward and is eighty-nine years old today. The brush still works fine.
Four of the best cheeseball movies that never existed.