
Girl with an Itch is a pretty simple b-picture in which Kathy Marlowe hitchhikes her way to a California orchard, ostensibly for work, but really to find a man to hustle out of his money. She lands on the ranch of a lonely sixty-something widower and puts the gold digger moves on him, but is really more interested in his son Robert Clarke. The problem is Clarke is wary of Marlowe and might ruin her moneymaking scheme. But he probably needn’t be worried. Marlowe can’t keep her dick in her pants, so she’s liable to ruin her own scheme given enough time. We don’t mind this retread of the heartless vamp stereotype—hell it’s what our website is all about—but we do mind the unoriginal approach and cringingly bad acting. Seriously—you’ll squirm watching Robert Clarke try to put over a tearful drunken rant. Girl with an Itch is for femme fatale completists only, we’d say. It premiered in the U.S. today in 1958.






















…as she bolts out of the geologist’s house is such a funny sight we had to watch it over and over. We’re talking fall-on-the-floor hilarious. Even so, when is the last time you saw an anti nuclear movie? All these cheesy peacenik flicks from the ’50s and ’60s cared, which makes them—in that way at least—far superior to most of the cynical films being produced today. So give it a watch. Why not? The Astounding She-Monster premiered, according to AFI.com, today in 1958.
I call this the dreaded claw.
Oh yeah? I call this the dreaded fist!
Does anyone want a lap dance?
Oh my freaking God! Let’s get the fuck out of here!
Kilpatrick, during calmer times, catches some rays and practices making creepy space hands.



































