First rate Harry Barton art of a guy devouring his girl’s golden delicious adorns the cover of Ronald Simpson’s Eve’s Apple, the story of a university student who embarks on a troubled affair with an older woman. Rear cover blurbs are an art form, and this one, using dialogue from the novel, is sublime:
“Well sir, it’s a bit embarrassing. There’s this married woman…”
“And you’ve been having an affair with her?”
“Yes, sir.”
The professor stared blankly for a moment before committing himself. “Well, Hobie, perhaps I shouldn’t say this, but boys will be boys.”
“But—but she’s pregnant, sir.”
“Hobie, you really have a problem.”
“No, sir. The problem’s yours. You see, it’s Eve—your wife, sir.”
We can only assume the professor fails Hobie at that point. 1964 copyright, from Monarch Books.