

We showed these photos of U.S. actress Joan Vohs to PI-1 and PI-2—aka the Pulp Intl. girlfriends—and they were like, “What the hell is going on with that woman’s boobs?” They’re of the opinion that bras must have been designed by men. It’s actually a French woman who gets credit for the first modern bra, but by the time mid-century fashion was in full swing we wouldn’t be surprised if men had major input and/or final control. After all, the torpedo or bullet bra must have come from a man’s brain, right? It must have.
This disaster of a bra Vohs is wearing is inexplicable. We won’t even try to understand. We like to think her pain and humiliation were somewhat lessened by an excellent show business career. Her best known movies are probably 1954’s Cry Venegance and Sabrina, but she was constantly employed from 1949 to 1969, which is no easy feat. Possibly, she had some custom bras made with her earnings. That’s what we would’ve done. Wanna see an astounding example of a torpedo bra? Check here, but be careful, kid—you could put an eye out.





























































































































Anyway, the bit that really caught our attention was not the alleged Elvis-Carmen-Sinatra triangle, but the story about Ingo Johansson being doped. Ingemar “Ingo” Johansson was a world champion boxer who had won the heavyweight crown from Floyd Patterson a year earlier. In the March 1960 rematch, Patterson put Johansson’s lights out with a blow so vicious that Johansson was left twitching on the canvas. It was a definitive victory, just as Johansson’s earlier win over Patterson had been, but in 1960 white-black boxing matches were overtly racially divisive, and so Top Secret took advantage by suggesting that perhaps Patterson’s camp managed to slip the Swede a mickey. That question was answered in the March 1961 third match between the two, when Patterson again knocked Johansson out.





































