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No need to teach an old tabloid new tricks. The standard ones worked just fine.

As usual there’s plenty happening inside this issue of Hush-Hush, which was published in May 1963. We’re mainly interested in Porfirio Rubirosa, who we haven’t written about in a long while. A quick refresher: Rubirosa was a Dominican born jet-setter, playboy, race car driver, and polo player who married a succession of wealthy women, came away richer each time, and left behind a trail of unbelievable stories. Hush-Hush gleefully tells readers that the one percenters, ex-lovers, and betrayed husbands in Rubirosa’s extensive circle are all terrified because he’s rumored to be publishing a memoir. This bare-all would supposedly expose never-before-heard secrets of the rich, famous, and powerful.

Hush-Hush then goes through the list of Rubirosa’s wives and affairs, offering no new information but padding the article with typically circular tabloid language, before concluding: One of Rubi’s biggest assets is certainly discretion. So relax, ladies. In other words, the memoir would share the facts, but no names. That doesn’t sound fun at all. But the book, if it was ever planned, was never written, as far as we know, and Rubirosa took his secrets with him when he exited this existence two years later by crashing his Ferrari into a chestnut tree in Paris.

Elsewhere Hush-Hush rails against Eugene Burdick and Harvey Wheeler’s anti-war novel Fail-Safe, calling it a propaganda victory for communists—a standard attack in the U.S. still used today when sensible people warn of the lunacy of choosing war over dialogue. The magazine also exploits the deceased Marilyn Monroe by writing an article about how others are exploiting the deceased Marilyn Monroe. And need we say it? Cynically pretending to defend others for various types of gain is also a trick that still works today.

Moving on, Anthony Perkins gets the treatment by being called effeminate, which is as close as a tabloid could get after the lawsuits of earlier years to saying an actor was gay. Also in the area of sexuality, Helen Gurley Brown’s bestselling book Sex and the Single Girl is called, “the final blow in the decline of the American virgin.” Others who get their turn on the rack include Frank Sinatra, Kim Novak, and Arlene Dahl, about whom the magazine asks, “Why did Arlene Dahl pose in the nude?” We’d say she posed nudish, not nude, but in any case she was beautiful, so it was a gift to the world.

We have almost thirty scans below, and note: the moiré patterns on the images are due to the lower quality printing used by Hush-Hush. There may be a way to avoid them in scanning, but we don’t know how.

Sometimes it seems Life is such a fragile thing.

Paris Life, of which you see a cover above, was a quarterly magazine published not in France, but in Derby, Connecticut, yet which nonetheless purported to give readers the scoop on Parisian nightlife. Connecticut is not exactly the nerve center of international reporting, but the magazine seems to have had someone working for them across the pond, because there are scores of photos—far too many to be simple handouts. Probably the Connecticut base was only in name—for tax reasons—and the actual mag was headquartered in NYC. But that’s only a guess.

Anyway, the cover star here is French-Canadian actress/model/singer Simone Auger, the centerfold is German dancer Dorothea Schneider, aka Dodo, and besides those two you get all kinds of showgirl photos, printed poorly on cheap paper, which is why our scans are a bit rough. We’re certain there’s a way to avoid those Moiré patterns you’ll see on the images, but whatever that method is, we aren’t going to explore it on on a Friday, when a bottle of fine red wine is breathing in the other room. Maybe we’ll re-scan this one down the line, though that may prove difficult, considering the magazine partially disintegrated as we handled it. Just for the sake of preserving as much of this pile of brittle paper as we could, we made twenty-five scans instead of the usual five or six.

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1937—Carothers Patents Nylon

Wallace H. Carothers, an American chemist, inventor and the leader of organic chemistry at DuPont Corporation, receives a patent for a silk substitute fabric called nylon. Carothers was a depressive who for years carried a cyanide capsule on a watch chain in case he wanted to commit suicide, but his genius helped produce other polymers such as neoprene and polyester. He eventually did take cyanide—not in pill form, but dissolved in lemon juice—resulting in his death in late 1937.

1933—Franklin Roosevelt Survives Assassination Attempt

In Miami, Florida, Giuseppe Zangara attempts to shoot President-elect Franklin D. Roosevelt, but is restrained by a crowd and, in the course of firing five wild shots, hits five people, including Chicago, Illinois Mayor Anton J. Cermak, who dies of his wounds three weeks later. Zangara is quickly tried and sentenced to eighty years in jail for attempted murder, but is later convicted of murder when Cermak dies. Zangara is sentenced to death and executed in Florida’s electric chair.

1929—Seven Men Shot Dead in Chicago

Seven people, six of them gangster rivals of Al Capone’s South Side gang, are machine gunned to death in Chicago, Illinois, in an event that would become known as the St. Valentine’s Day Massacre. Because two of the shooters were dressed as police officers, it was initially thought that police might have been responsible, but an investigation soon proved the killings were gang related. The slaughter exceeded anything yet seen in the United States at that time.

1935—Jury Finds Hauptmann Guilty

A jury in Flemington, New Jersey finds Bruno Hauptmann guilty of the 1932 kidnapping and murder of the Lindbergh baby, the son of Charles Lindbergh. Hauptmann is sentenced to death and executed in 1936. For decades, his widow Anna fights to have his named cleared, claiming that Hauptmann did not commit the crime, and was instead a victim of prosecutorial misconduct, but her claims are ultimately dismissed in 1984 after the U.S. Supreme Court refuses to address the case.

Uncredited cover art for Day Keene’s 1952 novel Wake Up to Murder.
Another uncredited artist produces another beautiful digest cover. This time it's for Norman Bligh's Waterfront Hotel, from Quarter Books.
Above is more artwork from the prolific Alain Gourdon, better known as Aslan, for the 1955 Paul S. Nouvel novel Macadam Sérénade.
Uncredited art for Merle Miller's 1949 political drama The Sure Thing.

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