Modern Pulp

May 14 2021

FUNNY HAHA

When they gave out maternal instincts Izumi Shima forgot to sign up for her dose.

In Japanese, “haha” means mother, and in Waisetsu kazoku: haha to musume, known in English as Indecent Family: Mother and Daughter, there’s a mother who certainly qualifies as funny. Funny as in strange. Mommy dearest is none other than Izumi Shima, one of our favorite pinku actresses, as we’ve demonstrated numerous times, such as here and here. The idea of her having had a child in this movie defies credulity. She was twenty-nine in it, while Yōko Morimura, who plays her daughter, was at least eighteen. But whatever, it’s Nikkatsu roman porno, so you have to go with it.

Plotwise, a middle-aged sad sack played by Akira Shioji makes a connection with Morimura while she’s dancing at a strip bar called Mississippi Queen, and she comes to live with him. Never let a stripper move in with you. Every man knows that. But not Shioji, apparently. In short order Morimura’s mother Shima moves in too. At first Shioji is pretty thrilled with this arrangement, but it isn’t long before Shima decides to show him that mothers know things daughters don’t. And that, of course, is the beginning of his problems. Since this is a roman porno, we don’t have to detail all the things that go on—you know what to expect, and you know things don’t often end well.

You also know there’s usually a leftfield subplot, and in this case it has to do with Shioji’s house being coveted by his nephew in order to sell it for hotel development. Or something like that. Doesn’t matter, because the plot is just a framing device for nudity and cleverly simulated sex. As we’ve noted before, it’s amazing how raunchy a film can be yet not show very much. Shioji and Morimura’s sixty-nine session about halfway through is a case in point. You’ll really believe he’s getting up in her rump. All very fun, and we were especially happy there was no pee. It’s a roman porno staple we can do without. For that reason alone we give Waisetsu kazoku: haha to musume a cautious thumbs up. It premiered in Japan today in 1982.

Mother, homemaker, community activist, and filthy freak. She does it all.

I have a hot young girlfriend for sex, and her mother to clean the house. Life doesn’t get much better than this.

I feel like singing! Figaro!

And skipping! Wheeee!

Here, why don’t you watch while I sensually undress my passed out mom.

Dang. I never noticed until seeing her half-naked, but she’s a total milf.

…zzzzzzz…

Hah! I wasn’t passed out at all! I was intentionally letting Shioji perv out.

Now that he realizes I’m hotter than the surface of the sun, I’m going to strip him down to the bone just like this spare rib. Sluuuuurp!

Mom! Quit sucking off that rib! You’re embarrassing me!

No, my daughter, I don’t believe I shall desist from fellating this juicy rib. I don’t believe I shall desist at all.

If you think my foot is nice just wait until you experience the warmer and softer parts of my body.

That trip I took to Akiyoshido Cave last year was so cool. How weird that I should think of that now.

Yup. Fucked his brains right out of his skull. Now back to the rib.

You stole my unattractive and inappropriately old lover, mom. I’m not speaking to you.

Bonus material below: a couple of promo photos of Morimura and Shima.

Japan, Nikkatsu, Waisetsu kazoku: haha to musume, Indecent Family: Mother and Daughter, Izumi Shima, Yōko Morimura, poster art, cinema, roman porno, pinku, sexploitation, nudity, movie review

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