|Vintage Pulp||Dec 16 2013|
1967’s Casino Royale wasn’t a global Christmas movie in the sense that today’s films are, however it did premiere Christmas week in ten European countries, as well as today in Japan. The movie wasn’t good. Basic idea: Sean Connery is an imposter, so the real James Bond in the form of David Niven is coaxed out of retirement, and he comes up with a plan to confuse his arch enemies SMERSH by renaming all British agents—male and female—James Bond. Time’s review of Casino Royale was headlined “Keystone Cop Out,” and The New York Times’ Bosley Crowther was just as scathing, noting that “since it’s based more on slapstick than wit, with Bond cliché piled upon cliché, it tends to crumble and sprawl.”
|Vintage Pulp||Nov 2 2008|
Long before Quentin Tarantino mined Asian cinema, Woody Allen had the crazy idea to re-dub and re-edit a Japanese crime thriller called Kokusai himitsu keisatsu: Kagi no kagi—aka International Secret Police: Key of Keys—and change the plot so that it revolved around an egg salad recipe. Though silent films had been dubbed with dialogue before, Allen spliced and diced a J-pulp cop flick starring Mie Hama, Akiko Wakabayashi, and others into something new and crazy, and in the process invented Mystery Science Theater 3000 twenty-two years before Joel Hodgson. This was Allen’s first film, and could well have been his last if the idea flopped. But instead he struck gold, today in 1966. The rest is film history.