Vintage Pulp May 9 2013
WISH YOU WERE BEER
You and your stories. Bart’s a vampire. Beer causes heart attacks.

Yeah, there’s a girl on the cover of this Midnight published today in 1969 demanding $15,000 for her virginity, but she’s not important right now. Does beer really cause heart attacks? Doctors tell us that FAEEs (fatty acid ethyl esters) are synthesized at high rates in the heart, and because ethanol in alcohol is a toxic agent that affects the metabolism of fatty acids—which are the sole energy source for the heart—there’s a plausible link between the ingestion of alcohol and observed cardiac damage. But fuck those doctors. Let’s turn to noted beer drinker Plato. He once said that it was a wise man who invented beer. Sizzle. And what would the Mahatma say? Nothing, because he was too busy breaking a blood vessel in his eye tossing his cookies after a long binge one night at Samaldas College. In short, we don’t need no stinking doctors—if the best minds in history drank beer, it’s good enough for us.

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Vintage Pulp Feb 26 2013
JFK CAPER
If you don’t believe us you must be part of the conspiracy.

Above is a cover of the tabloid Midnight published today in 1968. The idea that someone stole JFK’s corpse was aired pretty much right after the murder, and to this day some people believe he was snatched off Air Force One sometime before the plane landed in Washington D.C. It’s a pretty farfetched theory, one not necessarily interesting on its own merits, but because it’s a good example of one of the most important factors that makes conspiracies work. And that is simply that in the absence of convincing facts people concoct multiple theories and those help obscure actual discrepancies about the event. Once you’ve heard enough crackpot theories you tend to forget the original, crucially pertinent questions. If one were conspiracy-minded one would almost suggest that the perpetrators of conspiracies count on this to happen. But that would be only if one were conspiracy-minded. We are not.

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Vintage Pulp Feb 20 2013
DESTRUCTIVE SEDUCTION
Her husband will end up being the last man alive.

Above, a cover of the U.S. tabloid Midnight from today in 1967, with one of their standard sex headlines. This one is pure fiction. How do we know? Because despite all their “bros before hos”* machismo, men fall out over women almost as often as they do about money, which means the town would devolve into Fallujah style chaos in mere days. At least the bride-to-be wouldn’t have to break any hearts. Every man except one would be dead.

*For a serious grammatical discussion of whether “hos” is spelled properly see here

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Vintage Pulp Oct 3 2012
RESTRAINING ORDER
No refunds. Handcuffs not included. Offer void on Birgit Bergen.

Another entry from that gift that keeps on giving—a book of tabloid covers we bought three years ago—this issue of Midnight hit the streets 45 years ago today, promising the lowdown on where to purchase love slaves. The cover star, who does not seem to have been available for purchase, is a German born Folies Bergère showgirl named Birgit Bergen. We’d never heard of her, but with hair that enormous she must have been a star, and in fact it turns out she was quite famous in her day. In addition to dancing in Paris, she appeared in about twenty films, including 1958’s Nackt, wie Gott sie schuf, aka, Naked, As God Intended, and 1972’s Laß jucken, Kumpel, aka Let’s Itch, Mate, which was a big hit in Germany. We located a couple of photos of Bergen at the height of her beauty and fame (her hair's still pretty high too, but not to the extent it was on Midnight), and we’ve posted those below.


 
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Vintage Pulp Aug 3 2012
TOPLESS PRIORITY
Midnight says what everyone was thinking.

Above, an issue of Midnight published today 1964, with cover star Sophia Loren. The text references her famed topless appearance in Era lui… si! si! However, despite the splash she made with that role, and despite what Midnight editors wished, Loren never actually went fully nude onscreen.

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Vintage Pulp Jul 12 2012
PARADISE LOST
Move your ass, Mary Ann! This lunatic has killed the Skipper, Gilligan, Ginger, and the Howells—and we’re next!


So, we have four or five more issues of the Aussie magazine Adam that we're planning to post, and above you see the cover of one of those, from July 1973. We had been searching around for more issues when out of the blue we got an email from Jim/Australia informing us that he had written for the magazine back in 1975. His stories appeared under the name Mike Rader, and we had posted three issues in which his fiction appeared. Those issues, with the stories “See Rome and Die,” “Deadline Portugal,” and “Hellbound Express” can be seen here, here, and here.
 
And here’s Jim: In the 1950s-1970s, most Australian writers had few opportunities to sell their work locally. They had to send their work to publishers in the UK. So local magazines like Adam, and pulp fiction houses like Horwitz, inspired and encouraged a lot of Aussie writers to take their first steps. At the time, I was working in advertising, I was time poor but dying to start writing stories, so I targeted Adam. I concocted the name Mike Rader (it sounded like a raider!) and they bought virtually everything I sent in. I found it helped to attach an idea for the illustration with each story—that way they could picture the finished product before they started reading. It was a good discipline for me; I started by dreaming up a movie poster-style scene; if I couldn't think of anything exciting, then I scrapped the story idea and moved on. (Besides which, advertising people are trained to think visually.) What also helped my work sell was the fact I respected the craft; I didn't look down on the genre. By the way, I never met the editor, but I had his letter pinned up on the wall—it said, “We like your stories, please send us more!” Since then, I've written 122 books for children, and books on advertising.

We checked out Jim’s Wikipedia entry, which led us to his publisher’s website and, sure enough, he’s put together a quite impressive bibliography. His million-selling Mr. Midnight series, and his newer Mr. Mystery collection, are both written under the pseudonym James Lee, and are described as being for Asian teens (Jim has lived in Singapore for 20 years). But they’re written in English and we suspect they have plenty of pan-cultural aspects. A few days after we first heard from Jim, he really surprised us by sending in some scans from two issues of Adam in which his fiction appeared. Since we already had today’s post ready to go, we’re going to share those a little later, so keep an eye open for them. In the meantime, enjoy the below scans from July 1973. 

Update: a sharp-eyed reader informs us that the model featured in the photo series entitled "Cynthia's Poses" is none other than Rene Bond, who appeared in about 300 x-rated loops and films during the 1970s. Thanks to Rai for soptting that. A bit more info here.

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Vintage Pulp May 16 2012
MIDNIGHT SONS
And women seek lawyers to make men pay child support.

Above, a cover of the always brilliant tabloid Midnight published today 1966.  See many more by clicking its keyword below.

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Vintage Pulp Apr 18 2012
MIDNIGHT FRIGHT
Letting it all hang out.

Above, an issue of Midnight published forty-six years ago today with a cover photo of a man who’s looked better. The claim that he’s a father hanged and left for vultures by his son is probably fiction, but the cadaver is genuine. Midnight editors seemed to pride themselves on obtaining real gore shots. The 1960s were the heyday of gore documentaries like Mondo Cane, so there was public interest in the subject, strangely. See many more issues of Midnight by clicking its keyword below.

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Vintage Pulp Feb 14 2012
FATAL BOUFFANT
A hair-raising situation.

Above, a scan of the American tabloid Midnight, published today 1966, with one of their standard cover motifs—a horny woman with money. In this case, she's offering 200K and a shopping spree, but keep in mind she's a widow, and it's possible her husband died of fright. See the rest of our Midnight collection by clicking the keyword below.

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Vintage Pulp Jan 24 2012
STROKE OF MIDNIGHT
You’re never lonely as long as you have Midnight.

This issue of Midnight was published today, 1966, with yet another allegedly sexually available woman on the cover. Readers could always count on Midnight for fresh spank bank material. In fact, of the issues we’ve found, half have covers with exactly this type of content. We can’t find mention of Connie Britt anywhere, but that’s no surprise—we already explained how the cheapie tabloid thing works in terms of their usage of random modeling photos. Which means Britt joins the ranks of Midnight’s other one shot wonders. See them here, here, here and here, and expect more in the future. 

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